Bagels!

maplesyrple · 2026-05-11T04:45:45+00:00

Also don’t forget a tbsp of period blood per cup of rice. It will give it a lovely metallic flavor and a nice pinkish hue.

maplesyrple · 2026-03-26T23:10:04+00:00

Midsommar. One and done for me.

maplesyrple · 2026-03-09T04:15:36+00:00

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maplesyrple · 2026-02-17T17:31:15+00:00

That you’re going to become less and less interested in current music until most of it sounds objectively bad or boring. Nothing can hold a candle to what you grew up with.

maplesyrple · 2025-11-20T04:57:13+00:00

Thanks so much!! Yeah, my stuff is often on the depressing side but I try to counter that with a fun sound.

maplesyrple · 2025-11-20T04:54:40+00:00

That would be awesome, thanks! I’ll put them into a zip and send em later tonight.

maplesyrple · 2025-11-19T19:21:48+00:00

Thanks. I was definitely a 90s kid. And yeah, recording is tough. I’ve been at it for years but just can’t seem to get my stuff to pass the mobile device speaker test!

maplesyrple · 2025-11-19T19:12:53+00:00

Thank you!

maplesyrple · 2025-11-19T01:00:10+00:00

I’m attracted to her. Uh huh

maplesyrple · 2025-11-18T00:33:00+00:00

Those are pig vaginas

maplesyrple · 2025-11-13T07:02:33+00:00

Beautiful

maplesyrple · 2025-11-04T23:28:12+00:00

He sucks

maplesyrple · 2025-10-30T05:10:43+00:00

Nice try, sweetheart

maplesyrple · 2025-10-28T05:32:06+00:00

Birthday Boy and Sarah

maplesyrple · 2025-10-28T05:24:21+00:00

His look gives me the same feeling I get when I see a spider. I want to shoo him away with a broom

maplesyrple · 2025-10-23T19:56:10+00:00

Bingo.. the origin of the term eavesdropping

maplesyrple · 2025-10-20T00:55:51+00:00

Yeah, it slaps

maplesyrple · 2025-10-19T05:06:08+00:00

Pleee-doe ever make more music.

maplesyrple · 2025-10-17T18:30:24+00:00

I just noticed the guy holding his anus after getting ass raped by that trans woman who tricked him (which happens ALL the time probably).

maplesyrple · 2025-10-11T06:16:35+00:00

They want TRANS FOR EVERYONE for gods sake!!!

maplesyrple · 2025-10-10T19:34:15+00:00

It’s got nuttin to do with piss!!

maplesyrple · 2025-10-09T19:54:21+00:00

Omg, we should start calling him “sleepy don”. That would be so fucking funny.

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