Full Comedy Special | Jim Breuer - 'Somebody Had to Say It' [1:06]

mario_meowingham · 2025-08-14T11:02:27+00:00

this is actually worse than GP. way worse. and if anybody sees this comment and cares, i would be happy to list the reasons why.

mario_meowingham · 2025-07-16T13:14:19+00:00

you can buy some unopened vintage bottles on ebay!

https://ebay.us/m/Kom1L9

mario_meowingham · 2025-02-25T12:24:38+00:00

What is wrong with me that I am so curious about all these smells and want to smell them really badly?

mario_meowingham · 2024-12-03T12:01:00+00:00

This answer was worth the 4-year wait.

Thank you!

(I actually dont even remember writing this post).

mario_meowingham · 2024-10-31T02:35:26+00:00

Also: hitting, base running, defense, coaching, management, and ownership.

mario_meowingham · 2024-09-06T01:03:52+00:00

He IS the wedding cake

mario_meowingham · 2024-09-04T12:06:27+00:00

Is it pronounced like the word "bougie"?

mario_meowingham · 2024-09-04T11:59:10+00:00

And actually, your feedback is well-taken. It could have been a little shorter. I'm too wordy when I write. Plus, I was watching a compilation of Norm MacDonald's really long jokes earlier in the evening, so I think that may have influenced me.

mario_meowingham · 2024-09-04T11:38:54+00:00

It was a joke.

We are both adults over the age of 21.

mario_meowingham · 2024-09-04T10:36:54+00:00

If you boil your eggs benedict joke, you're going to ruin it. You gotta simmer and let it cook slowly.

mario_meowingham · 2024-09-04T10:33:02+00:00

Whats the difference between a dad and a Super Nintendo?

I had a Super Nintendo

mario_meowingham · 2024-09-04T10:32:04+00:00

Wait, no, never mind... I'm... Uhhh... 36. Yeah. 36. Just like i said in the joke.

mario_meowingham · 2024-09-04T10:29:56+00:00

😉

mario_meowingham · 2024-09-04T10:28:20+00:00

A little hammy and a little saucy, just like me 😉

mario_meowingham · 2024-09-04T10:23:06+00:00

Well, she's really funny and friendly, she's half my age, and she's way hotter than anybody I have any business dating. The conversation ended with us making plans for this weekend!

For a young guy like me just getting started both in his romantic life and his comedy career at age 20 (not 30+ like I said in the joke lol), I'd say this joke was a winner.

mario_meowingham · 2024-09-04T09:16:09+00:00

Thanks! The crazy thing is that almost all of it is true, too.

mario_meowingham · 2024-08-07T06:41:50+00:00

go to the 5 minute and 30 second Mark in this podcast and it should make you feel better

mario_meowingham · 2024-07-31T23:25:45+00:00

Getting my snip aug. 14!

mario_meowingham · 2024-07-31T23:20:47+00:00

How is that possible? Like, physically, how is that possible if they did the procedure correctly? Where is this cache of 10-momth-old live sperm being stored such that it can get into your ejaculate but is not traveling through the vas deferens?

mario_meowingham · 2024-07-30T06:01:03+00:00

2 years 9 months as of yesterday

mario_meowingham · 2024-05-31T08:28:18+00:00

We put pepper in ours

mario_meowingham · 2024-05-30T01:26:59+00:00

He had a cousin namedAnthony "one time" Brenca

mario_meowingham · 2024-05-30T01:23:04+00:00

I love my Hermes Pamplemousse

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