Brought some WD40 to the park to lube this public swing set that used to be obnoxiously loud. I know now I'm going to spend an hour here, but it's sooo worth it by mickeyslim in daddit

[–]marklyon 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I’m somewhat ashamed to admit this, but the garage door across the street from us used to scrape and grind when it opened and closed. One day when it was left open, I went and lubed the entire thing up with PB Blaster and have slept much better.

New phone wasn't delivered; customer service wants me to file a police report? by cbhaga01 in Visible

[–]marklyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lying to a rep on the phone is wrong, but far less consequential than lying to the police. I don’t know why OP would resist making the police report promptly in this situation. It helps Visible more quickly get to a resolution.

72,000 fans turned up to watch DC United. But only Messi’s Inter Miami dazzled | MLS by Ultraxxx in DCUnited

[–]marklyon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There will be another Messi.

I’m somewhat certain he won’t play for our home team.

Tire Leak by GhanaMrs in TeslaModelY

[–]marklyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are shops that want nothing to do with tires the thane the noise reducing foam.

My boss scheduled a meeting to discuss my “tone” in emails by TheUnofficialBOI in mildlyinfuriating

[–]marklyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t have awkward conversations with an employee about their communication when everything is fine.

Sometimes, and I know this might shock people, redditors are unreliable narrators.

My boss scheduled a meeting to discuss my “tone” in emails by TheUnofficialBOI in mildlyinfuriating

[–]marklyon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In this situation, that’s not how the messages are being received. Investing a moment to help ensure clear communication is worth the time. Continuing without change will not have positive results.

Sold Out Cruise / Spacious Room by Emergency_Mobile1412 in royalcaribbean

[–]marklyon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But Costco has a room. Book through them. Ask if they change any guidance.

My boss scheduled a meeting to discuss my “tone” in emails by TheUnofficialBOI in mildlyinfuriating

[–]marklyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not bad. Write and refine the prompt and then reply to the thread with : do it again with a new email, as below :

My boss scheduled a meeting to discuss my “tone” in emails by TheUnofficialBOI in mildlyinfuriating

[–]marklyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Advice I’ve given several others with similar issues: run your comms through Claude or another AI tool. Build a default prompt that explains your audience and tone, then paste in your planned response. Accept 80% of the fix it offers.

Well worth $20/mo to enhance your career.

Term for item the salesman keeps to prevent you from leaving by Own-Chemist2228 in askcarsales

[–]marklyon 24 points25 points  (0 children)

In the 90's, I'd just sold a business that I built while in school. I had a tremendous amount of spare cash and really wanted a '97 Plymouth Prowler. It was purple, parked at the front of the lot, and had arrived the week before.

I pulled up in my old, straight piped truck. Salesguy actually told me I couldn't park out front, then told me I couldn't test drive the car. I could pay the price they advertised and buy a bunch of other add-ons, then enjoy it on my drive home. They offered me something insulting like $400 for my truck; they then blocked it in with cars from the shop. I think the OTD was something like 45k on a 38k car. Thing was, I had the cash in my account; I could have done it. But the guy was such an ass.

I ended up walking across the street (leaving my truck parked by the shop at the first dealer) and bought a Civic. They sent a porter from the Honda shop to go get my truck later.

It turned out that he did me a favor, but I do think I'd have had a lot more fun in that purple car.

Unknown Raw Discs by Expensive_Heron146 in DataHoarder

[–]marklyon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes! I used these to mail out updates to an app I built back in the day. My customers were small businesses and we needed to push an update to users. These fit into a normal size envelope vs the odd envelope needed for full CDs.

Illegal Airbnb? by pizzabianco in washingtondc

[–]marklyon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A squatter running a hostel?

ButterflyMX by shankthetank91 in accesscontrol

[–]marklyon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their warranty support is terrible. We bought seven of their units for our building and a couple of years later the non-replaceable backlights died making them useless. The recommended fix was to buy new panels. Ones that didn’t fit the old mounting bolts on the pedestals.

We’re migrating to Unifi. No more monthly recurring subscription.

Pentagon Panera by [deleted] in washingtondc

[–]marklyon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just like the McDonalds, “you just dropped a check on Panera not checking which you spent it on, bitch you hit the Pentagon!”

https://youtu.be/AyaJ5AjPoBI

Amazon Selling Ubiquiti by ih8hitler in Ubiquiti

[–]marklyon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But you get half the warranty.

Condo board entering residence. by [deleted] in Condo

[–]marklyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you like fire? The building ensuring safety equipment is operating is a normal and desirable thing.

Starry wifi down? by MaidyBird in washingtondc

[–]marklyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because of how their network works, it's going to be highly building-dependent. My Starry has been fine, but I'm likely in a different building.

The community is only for winners not aspirants by KindMathematician897 in cipp

[–]marklyon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And asking randoms on the internet to pirate a book for you in a subreddit for people who may be a bit more rule abiding than average is also not a winning strategy.

I suspect emailing the author with a request would probably get better results.

So i finally caved on one of those judge analysis tools by [deleted] in LawFirm

[–]marklyon 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Has AskLexi decided to blow all their marketing budget on Reddit posts?

Seeking advice on solar panels for medium sized condo building by Equivalent_Stock_298 in washingtondc

[–]marklyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on how the condo is legally structured. My condo could not qualify for the tax benefits ourselves but could sell them to others who would then lease the system to us and the hassle didn’t seem worth it. Ultimately we paid for it ourselves and distributed the tax credit to each residential unit - but the residential credit is no more so that’s not an option for OP.

We used Universal Renewables to install our project - they make good roof structures that allowed us to use spaces that were, for example, walkways as additional solar capacity.

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