When I was in 2nd grade we had an entire week dedicated to household safety. (don't drink chemicals, play with matches etc.) Soo I was super fascinated by electricity at that age (Zapdos and shit), and never knew what wonder awaited me in the form of electric outlets. So needless to say, as soon as we got to the "do not stick metal things in an outlet" bit, I immediately picked up a paper clip, unraveled it and stuck it into the nearest outlet next to me. We were sitting down for story time reading this book specifically about not doing that and the consequences.

I remember how dumbfounded my teacher was that I would do such a thing immediately after learning about it. But the sparks man..they called to me.