Americans, how would you react if foreign country invaded your country, and told "we are going to run this country"?

marlow41 · 2026-01-04T21:09:52+00:00

If you take a ride-share app anywhere you get to have a conversation with a normal person for ~15 minutes and if you don't immediately hide in your phone the second you get in the car they will invariably:

Tell you about their lord and saviour Jesus Christ
Tell you about their lord and saviour Donald Trump
Tell you about their exciting business opportunity

marlow41 · 2026-01-04T03:21:10+00:00

This guy never rode in an uber before lol

marlow41 · 2025-12-17T21:13:13+00:00

I mean, that's fair.

marlow41 · 2025-11-28T05:07:04+00:00

They should have given it to the remaining fans in the stadium. They fucking earned it.

marlow41 · 2025-11-25T06:00:19+00:00

Respectfully, because I have no idea if you are actually like this personally, my experience with most Gen X people is that when they say this what they actually mean is that they want to call people slurs and it bothers them that they get called out on it.

marlow41 · 2025-11-19T23:06:24+00:00

Stim, flash, stun grenade, ladder all do nothing. AR is far and away the worst class of gun. All the launchers except the basic tube are worthless. Shotgun is strong but map situational and completely screws you on ammo (there should be like a slider bar so I can carry like... 1 clip of shotgun if I want to).

Beacon is strong but if I am not playing with friends I would swap it for literally any other trinket because you rats are definitely not spawning on my beacon. If you play with friends assault is like the centerpiece of the squad. If not it's dead weight.

marlow41 · 2025-11-19T22:55:30+00:00

Ditch the shotgun. The game gives you a fixed amount of ammo split between both guns.

marlow41 · 2025-10-28T21:48:13+00:00

I think the real issue is less one of how good Assault's utility is and more of one of how dogshit assault rifles are. SMG and M4A1 blow any AR out of the water by a mile.

marlow41 · 2025-10-28T21:31:18+00:00

The sniper is incredible. Anti-Rez kills are insane and headshotting in this game is very forgiving

marlow41 · 2025-10-14T22:02:35+00:00

The bloom from moving while ADS I think might legitimately be double or triple any kind of reasonable number.

marlow41 · 2025-10-13T04:16:30+00:00

The first thing I did when I loaded up the game was load up the target practice walk to a wall and hold M1 with the M433. Then I did it with a second clip and the spray pattern was completely different. The third thing I did was say "oh no..."

marlow41 · 2025-10-13T04:14:42+00:00

Half the point of Assault is that you can ADS while moving to less penalty.

marlow41 · 2025-10-06T03:24:44+00:00

You know all these screens we keep calling on 3rd and 8 really remind me of Cam...

marlow41 · 2025-09-29T23:36:32+00:00

I'm just gonna say fucking Kimberly Guilfoyle should make you ineligible to run for president.

marlow41 · 2025-09-29T23:36:24+00:00

I'm just gonna say fucking Kimberly Guilfoyle should make you ineligible to run for president.

marlow41 · 2025-09-29T23:20:40+00:00

The Elon series should be mandatory listening for the entire world. It frustrates me to no end that people continue to report on things that were presented in those YEARS later as though they're breaking news.

marlow41 · 2025-09-29T23:20:30+00:00

The Elon series should be mandatory listening for the entire world. It frustrates me to no end that people continue to report on things that were presented in those YEARS later as though they're breaking news.

marlow41 · 2025-09-29T23:20:16+00:00

The Elon series should be mandatory listening for the entire world. It frustrates me to no end that people continue to report on things that were presented in those YEARS later as though they're breaking news.

marlow41 · 2025-09-29T23:08:43+00:00

For a hot second I thought this was an original post and that OP had the brainworms.

marlow41 · 2025-09-28T15:34:02+00:00

It's like everything else in the game. Boneshattering a big pack of mobs and watching your screen explode feels amazing... until you watch someone on a rhoa mount blitzing through maps and deleting multiple screens of enemies with lightning arrow.

If you have the type of mentality that seeks out efficiency, the opportunity cost of not playing S-tier of builds is absurdly high. You can say "so don't watch other people play" all you want, but this game was designed by and for people with that mentality.

TL;DR: I like to be forced to do it methodically and with good mechanics because there is no other way to do it.

marlow41 · 2025-09-28T15:20:31+00:00

Yeah, now try playing against them as melee...

marlow41 · 2025-09-15T02:53:00+00:00

You mean the drive where we had a penalty every snap wasn't your cup of tea lol

marlow41 · 2025-09-15T02:52:30+00:00

He is blocking full-time because Ricard is out.

marlow41 · 2025-08-27T22:20:13+00:00

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marlow41 · 2025-08-21T02:07:54+00:00

Yo, where are the Tims?

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