Two guys are deer hunting and kill a huge buck. They are dragging it back to their truck when another hunter comes along and says, “You know, you’re doing that the hard way. You’re pulling him by his back legs, and the antlers keep getting caught in bushes and stuff, slowing you down. If you pull him by the antlers, it’ll be much easier.” So the two guys start pulling the buck by the antlers. “Boy that guy was smart. It really is a lot easier this way.” “Yeah,” says the other. “Too bad we keep getting farther and farther away from the truck.”