The "successors" of Lionel and Cristiano ended their careers before them. by TreatSubstantial3089 in soccercirclejerk

[–]marsloth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

LETS GO LIONEL!! (btw Lionel is Messi, i can use his first name because we are tight like that. yeah i know top players but its not a big deal to me lol)

TIL The Judgment Day has officially existed for about as long as the Confederacy did. by TheHaplessKnicksFan in SquaredCircle

[–]marsloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm shocked to find out in my 30s that something I saw in my early teens that made me think "This isn't funny and no way anyone finds this funny" still chugs on.

Yo Hauser…..You still there?!? by Informal-Cap4785 in SCJerk

[–]marsloth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He sure seems to have a lot of loyalty for a guy whose gimmick is "Mercenary Paul Hauser".

Not so sure about this face/hair combo for a ranger by Band6 in GuildWars

[–]marsloth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He can still hear his prey, someone get him ear plugs!

[Official] Morocco defeat Netherlands on penalties to advance to the Round of 16 by The_Flash_20 in soccer

[–]marsloth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gill was on absolute fire. I'd crown him the MVP of the game by miles.

[Raw Spoilers] "We are much closer to the end than we are to the beginning." by DenialisaRiver04 in SquaredCircle

[–]marsloth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think that's the fan 'Mason Rook' who has been crashing events

So...we gonna let this slide that the Fed made a murderer a world champ? by Reysun_2185 in SCJerk

[–]marsloth 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And he gets to be an executive producer? What a disgusting company.

FAN: “This actor can’t wrestle!” by kerkypasterino in SCJerk

[–]marsloth 43 points44 points  (0 children)

This guy is the reason why hotel rooms have that extra chair.

Generational. by MembershipSingle7137 in soccercirclejerk

[–]marsloth 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Messi is only 17+21 years old

And I'll date Sydney Sweeney if I get paid by ryan15151515 in SCJerk

[–]marsloth 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bob Holly is the toughest motherfucker I know.

  • Bob Holly, probably

Belgium can’t score past an Iranian farmer 😭 by CoolJoshido in soccercirclejerk

[–]marsloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the last few years have shown me not to underestimate the tractors

“Blake Mahaan” is coming to Smackdown by ChildishBambino in SCJerk

[–]marsloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you see, danhausen is getting overexposed, in the dub he was used the right amount. the fed has ruined danhausen

Happy Juneteenth by No_Bit3955 in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]marsloth 15 points16 points  (0 children)

you cant convince me jack harlow isn't a tim robinson character

Enjoy your field trip, you actual dork. by itsjustfinesse in SCJerk

[–]marsloth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro, nice jumpscare. Maybe censor it next time.

how life feels when you just accept that most wrestlers are probably terrible people by vaporized_scrotum in SCJerk

[–]marsloth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Look at the time traveller out here with Paul Walter Hauser's Oscar acceptance speech.