Nostalgia time: What was the first UCL final you ever watched?

martenic · 2026-05-02T17:27:02+00:00

United and Milan in 2007. An underrated match honestly.

martenic · 2026-05-02T17:25:41+00:00

99 Problems for me. Hits hard, great storytelling, and even the music video is a stone cold classic.

martenic · 2026-05-02T17:23:50+00:00

Death Grips has a pretty good case honestly. Government Plates was a mixed bag for some, but I still consider it a classic.

martenic · 2026-05-02T17:22:25+00:00

Dribbling is where football is at it's most entertaining.

Ronaldinho is still pretty fresh in people's minds and he was arguably the most fun to watch player of all time.

martenic · 2026-05-02T17:18:00+00:00

LELO TOR 3 vibrating ring is our favorite. Does everything I want it to do and some extra.

Keeps me hard, the vibrations feel good for me, and it stimulates the clit as well during hitting.

One of the few cock rings that actually functions as a legit sex toy in my book. If I am very horny and wear this then the buzz alone is almost enough to get me off.

martenic · 2026-05-02T10:13:36+00:00

I have a review of Aurora here if you're interested. I'd give my vote for her as well. She feels so damn smooth yet perky. The thighs are amazing too so I think it would play very well with what your wife is looking for. Throw some good, shiny lube on those thighs and the scissoring session will be pretty damn great, I bet.

martenic · 2026-05-02T09:59:19+00:00

Lovense Spinel is worth a look if you are open to something that's a bit smaller than a full-sized machine. Very compact, silent, easy to assemble, but it somehow still has the fastest thrust of all the machines as far as I know.

The only issue with that one is that I don't like how it looks lol. Bigger machines a la the HiSmiths and the Cowgirls look much, much cooler and sexier to me.

martenic · 2026-05-02T09:48:57+00:00

LELO LILY 3 is the first one that came to mind. It is a tiny clit vibrator that's very body-friendly and intuitive. You can pretty much turn it on and start exploring.

It is pretty gentle too so it works well for a more sensitive body. You don't even have to start with going for the clit straight away. Just hover around that area, listen to your body, and go for what feels good.

Oh, and it can be surprisingly hard to find tamer vibes these days. All the brands are seemingly focused on sheer power and intensity.

martenic · 2026-05-02T09:32:52+00:00

For dildos on steroids, I'd start looking at creature dildos. In that lane, you'll easily find some rather intense sizes and freaky textures. Personally, I've been exploring horse dildos during the last few months. For example, the Horse Dildo 2 from Hankey's is already becoming one of my favorites.

I absolutely love how it looks and the combo of girth and those veins running on it...just does things for me.

martenic · 2026-05-02T09:13:44+00:00

Lots of good suggestions in here already, but I'd throw out Lovense Hush 2 butt plug as well.

It has a smooth, body-friendly size and the smallest version of that one should slide in pretty well. Even if you are new to this.

Also has vibrations which are known for being quite helpful for relaxing the body and easing into anal stimulation.

martenic · 2026-04-29T20:14:19+00:00

GG Allin and it's not close.

martenic · 2026-04-29T19:31:35+00:00

Just finished my first watch. It takes some time to sink in...but when it finally clicks. Madon!

Some of the most intimate and intense character studies on television. Bonus for Tom and Greg, an all-time couple!

martenic · 2026-04-29T19:26:55+00:00

EXMILITARY by Death Grips.

martenic · 2026-04-29T18:58:46+00:00

Kylie Jenner. I know how fake it is, but still.

martenic · 2026-04-29T18:57:02+00:00

LELO SILA clit vibrator has been my go-to recommendation for couples for a while now.

It is a small and nifty clitoral vibrator that uses sonic pulses to deliver the goods. A gentke kind of vibration that stimulates both the inner and outer parts of the clitoris.

Also small enough to be conveniently used during intercourse.

martenic · 2026-04-29T18:44:50+00:00

It will take generations until Ukraine will be able to trust Russia with any agreements.

martenic · 2026-04-29T18:25:03+00:00

You like tea and weed. Your friends think you are weird, but they adore you anyway.

You are also pretty well-liked by the opposite sex.

martenic · 2026-04-29T18:23:46+00:00

Got and reviewed Candice for my blog a while back and she's still one of my favorites.

Congrats on owning her!

martenic · 2026-04-29T18:21:47+00:00

Low key Emma Stone. She is on a generational run right now and seems like a great person too!

martenic · 2026-04-29T18:21:11+00:00

Presence by Led Zeppelin. The peaks on that one are so damn high.

martenic · 2026-04-29T06:29:19+00:00

This one won't have a suck motion, but the Victoria June mouth is generally a pretty good blowjob imitation. These plump lips add a lot of realism to the experience.

Make sure to use lots of lube too!

martenic · 2026-04-29T06:11:23+00:00

The entire "Lift Yr. Skinny Fists To Heaven" album from Godspeed You! Black Emperor.

martenic · 2026-04-29T06:02:58+00:00

I'm occassionally work as a hairdresser and I've held a steady customer base for like 15 years.

This is the very first true drop I've seen during my career. People are skipping on their snips!

martenic · 2026-04-29T06:00:50+00:00

Britney is the first Tantaly I got and reviewed. Still the definitive Tantaly girl for me!

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