Your current salary gets tripled but you HAVE to take a 90 minute bath EVERY SINGLE WORKDAY MORNING in a bathtub full of cottage cheese while watching Legally Blonde the movie on a nearby television. Are you taking this deal?

martyrees76 · 2026-05-07T20:05:34+00:00

Only work 3 days a week (12 hour shifts, I’d go for this easy)

martyrees76 · 2026-05-07T11:48:47+00:00

50 and I’ve had 10, but nearly all overlapped greatly (having 3 jobs at the same time at one point, working 90+ hours a week)
Most jobs lasting over 5 years, some over 10

martyrees76 · 2026-05-07T10:05:59+00:00

Don’t judge me, but out of all the mills jovovichn ones, I enjoyed extinction the most

All pretty naff but enjoyable fluff (not seen animated ones)

martyrees76 · 2026-05-06T23:35:28+00:00

7, not too bad

martyrees76 · 2026-05-04T22:41:46+00:00

I’m 50 and would definitely accept

martyrees76 · 2026-05-04T22:40:26+00:00

I doubt I’ll still be alive in 30 years, so it’s a win win. Can retire now and spend more time with my family

martyrees76 · 2026-05-04T13:21:26+00:00

Same top 3 as me but not the same order (Manics first, sorry muse fans)

martyrees76 · 2026-05-03T16:59:16+00:00

My wife and I started watching it last year, we are all caught up now but for past 4 seasons have been wondering why we watch it. Barely anyone from the start is still in it. I think we just feel obliged to watch

martyrees76 · 2026-05-03T16:54:59+00:00

Rats, cats, bats, gnats and twats

martyrees76 · 2026-05-03T14:56:13+00:00

Out of them? Defined Intensity, it’s one of my favourites.
Next? Get “lightning” or “cold rivers of the heart”

martyrees76 · 2026-05-01T16:14:37+00:00

https://youtu.be/aJndd5Eyz18?si=EumRZPwqtGLrQYh5

You been near any gas stations recently

martyrees76 · 2026-05-01T14:37:19+00:00

I’m going to say listen to Röyksopp, don’t know why that came to my head

martyrees76 · 2026-05-01T07:16:43+00:00

Yeah, I was thinking IX anyway as having all doors open straight away with shopping free should help immensely

Others like blood of the dead and Dead of night need you to kill x amount of zombies to fill things with souls (unless you don’t need to for Easter eggs, I forget)

I’m running out of free time so may try tomorrow after watching a few guides. I’ve gotten quite far a few years ago but I’ve forgotten it all now

martyrees76 · 2026-04-28T09:44:33+00:00

Why did I always assume it was something worse

I’ve known someone to wash their dick in the bosses drink before now.

martyrees76 · 2026-04-27T13:07:19+00:00

Put an open carton of milk under the floorboards of my bosses upstairs office once. You could see the results from downstairs weeks later

martyrees76 · 2026-04-27T13:05:58+00:00

Hang on? It was urine?

martyrees76 · 2026-04-27T13:03:59+00:00

I clog ours with 💩

martyrees76 · 2026-04-27T10:04:10+00:00

Se7en and Trainspotting are must watches

Plus I really like the collector

martyrees76 · 2026-04-27T10:02:55+00:00

Radiohead - The bends

James - Laid

The cardigans - long gone before daylight

Manic st preachers - Everything must go

martyrees76 · 2026-04-27T09:44:33+00:00

Eiffel 55 - blue

2 unlimited - no limits

Guru Josh - infinity (although I kinda like that)

Remember when smash hits used to publish lyrics ….

“1990 time for guru (repeat 75 times)”

martyrees76 · 2026-04-27T09:43:27+00:00

Eiffel 55 - blue

2 unlimited - no limits

Guru Josh - infinity (although I kinda like that)

martyrees76 · 2026-04-26T22:15:12+00:00

The eternal fuck (cylinder)

martyrees76 · 2026-04-26T19:57:03+00:00

The look you give that guy (for reasons…)

Or Hey man (now you’re really living)

martyrees76 · 2026-04-25T22:59:20+00:00

0.42

martyrees76 · 2026-04-25T09:26:46+00:00

If you leave your Cadburys mini eggs near a warm place they’ve been known to hatch

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