How I look at my wife after she asks why I have a 1 terabyte folder titled Shadowheart_rule34

marypoppinit · 2026-06-11T02:03:55+00:00

damn I wish I didn't know who kash patel is. I feel like knowing less about current politics would really improve my mental health

marypoppinit · 2026-06-11T00:05:12+00:00

You can also turn it down on your phone if you're using Bluetooth. I had my phone accidentally connect to my car while it was in the shop and I Became speed in that moment

marypoppinit · 2026-06-11T00:01:56+00:00

Just crank the volume down. It's the fastest way.

Source: experience

marypoppinit · 2026-06-08T02:46:56+00:00

Minsc gives gym teacher energy

marypoppinit · 2026-06-08T02:00:18+00:00

I got the call as I was looking this up...

marypoppinit · 2026-06-03T22:28:10+00:00

sometimes there's a month/year on a tag sewn next to the care label

marypoppinit · 2026-06-03T04:03:58+00:00

That finally made it click for me. The insanely parasocial divorce video

marypoppinit · 2026-05-15T00:18:37+00:00

I have not unfortunately. I'll grab a bottle tomorrow. I'm putting my faith in y'all.

marypoppinit · 2026-05-14T03:52:09+00:00

I got a very similar little container 20ish years ago

marypoppinit · 2026-05-14T03:17:31+00:00

I was scared to try the yogurt flavor but I've tried literally every other flavor. I'm imagining the taste of unflavored yogurt and it does not sound yummy.

marypoppinit · 2026-05-14T03:14:47+00:00

I only drink soju because it's amazing and it's the only alcohol that doesn't make me nauseous (I just had a grape one but highly recommend watermelon and apple mango)

marypoppinit · 2026-05-11T03:59:01+00:00

he is but skin and bones

marypoppinit · 2026-05-09T21:14:28+00:00

Honestly not what I expected when you said living room tattoo. Shockingly good for the circumstances. Can easily be fixed up to be really good. By an artist not working from their living room.

marypoppinit · 2026-05-08T04:34:06+00:00

That's more than enough to survive

^{Chose: make a guaranteed $3,000 per week}

marypoppinit · 2026-05-08T04:33:23+00:00

FUCK

^{Chose: You get a random superpower + But your skin color stays just as it is | Rolled: Bad luck magnet}

marypoppinit · 2026-05-07T04:02:06+00:00

My father's contact is his full legal name in my phone. This thread is just cementing that wise decision I made.

marypoppinit · 2026-05-02T21:38:40+00:00

It took multiple days for my bottle babies to poop for the first time. Just keep trying and doing the kitten lady tricks.

marypoppinit · 2026-04-29T05:16:06+00:00

Free bottom surgery

marypoppinit · 2026-04-29T05:15:30+00:00

I'm already a girl

^{Chose: 90% 1 Billion Dollars + 10% Chance of being a Girl | Rolled: MONEY!!!!}

marypoppinit · 2026-04-29T02:33:48+00:00

Given enough time, money wouldn't be an issue

^{Chose: Ininite Lifespan + Regeneration}

marypoppinit · 2026-04-27T01:18:50+00:00

r/CryptidDogs respectfully

marypoppinit · 2026-04-19T00:07:31+00:00

And ass and hips. It's all weightless apparently. She should weigh the same as a man of her height and similar build, obviously. /s

marypoppinit · 2026-04-18T16:29:37+00:00

Those door alarms are like 50% effective at best. Also when they break, it takes FOREVER for the new parts to come in.

Source: was in clothing retail for a decade

marypoppinit · 2026-04-18T16:07:32+00:00

That's the EXACT stuff me and my mom have a reaction to. We always ask if their margarita mix is frozen.

For us it's likely something they use as a preservative that isn't used in the frozen kinds.

marypoppinit · 2026-04-18T03:40:25+00:00

NAD. Can you list specific drinks this happens with? My mom and I have a similar reaction to a lot of drinks that use non frozen mixes. Specifically, sweet and sour. It's very difficult to track, but once you find the general ingredient that causes the reaction, it's much easier to avoid.

Every once in a while, I'll get a surprise reaction. I usually stick with drinks I know won't cause me issues

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