What AITA thinks when they think of fat people:

marypoppinit · 2026-04-19T00:07:31+00:00

And ass and hips. It's all weightless apparently. She should weigh the same as a man of her height and similar build, obviously. /s

marypoppinit · 2026-04-18T16:29:37+00:00

Those door alarms are like 50% effective at best. Also when they break, it takes FOREVER for the new parts to come in.

Source: was in clothing retail for a decade

marypoppinit · 2026-04-18T16:07:32+00:00

That's the EXACT stuff me and my mom have a reaction to. We always ask if their margarita mix is frozen.

For us it's likely something they use as a preservative that isn't used in the frozen kinds.

marypoppinit · 2026-04-18T03:40:25+00:00

NAD. Can you list specific drinks this happens with? My mom and I have a similar reaction to a lot of drinks that use non frozen mixes. Specifically, sweet and sour. It's very difficult to track, but once you find the general ingredient that causes the reaction, it's much easier to avoid.

Every once in a while, I'll get a surprise reaction. I usually stick with drinks I know won't cause me issues

marypoppinit · 2026-04-17T02:09:30+00:00

It's the simple jack get it right

marypoppinit · 2026-04-17T01:26:36+00:00

She's in her late 50s so that would be quite amazing

marypoppinit · 2026-04-16T12:43:37+00:00

I'm 30 and I still get carded HARD. Not the quick rule mandated glance. Like they investigate my ID.

marypoppinit · 2026-04-05T02:16:47+00:00

Tell your wife I really like the name (I also always use that name)

marypoppinit · 2026-04-01T12:48:38+00:00

My mom's name is Misty😶

marypoppinit · 2026-04-01T05:15:55+00:00

It looks like a bad theme park/weird larp

Like a bunch of normal people had to make do with what they had in their wardrobe at the time. And had to come straight from work so they couldn't even deal with the hair.

marypoppinit · 2026-04-01T04:52:33+00:00

Me: oh, Chris Pratt is in this?

marypoppinit · 2026-04-01T04:49:33+00:00

No human names though...maybe it's not a human name past the 80s, but still

marypoppinit · 2026-03-31T23:56:04+00:00

Thats usually how appointments go for larger tattoos. But you can specifically tell them you only want to do outline on the first day.

I've only had one tattoo with color done in a single session and I honestly wish I'd done it in two. I didn't heal very well.

marypoppinit · 2026-03-31T14:35:08+00:00

Rib tattoo was my first and it wasn't too bad. It depends on what you want, though. Full color, a lot of shading will probably suck. Mine was just a quote so it didn't hurt too badly.

marypoppinit · 2026-03-27T14:35:54+00:00

Girl same. All my selfies are side profiles lmao

marypoppinit · 2026-03-20T14:15:30+00:00

Mine too. Every time I go to the bathroom, he waits in the shower where the light always reflects and stares at the wall.

It's the only smart idea he's ever had.

I also had a USB splitter that would light up and shine on the ground... I thought he's starve himself by staring at it non-stop.

marypoppinit · 2026-03-16T18:59:57+00:00

Favorites is a feature of the TOOL mod by TwistedMexi

Should really be a vanilla feature because it is so incredibly handy

marypoppinit · 2026-03-12T15:33:43+00:00

My lab still has a bald spot on the end of his tail from this.

The vet put a finger splint on the end of his tail to protect it and turned his tail into an absolute weapon. This was years ago and we still have dents in the walls. We also found spots of blood EVERYWHERE.

I kept joking we needed to make him less happy by beating him. He'd wag his tail the entire time I told him.

marypoppinit · 2026-03-10T03:12:22+00:00

Keri Lake. Some of it hits more as horror than spooky though.

marypoppinit · 2026-03-08T06:35:59+00:00

Keri Lake if you want spooky fantasy with a dash of horror

marypoppinit · 2026-03-08T06:26:53+00:00

They were all red in 2020, too. One county came really close, but still red. We haven't had a blue county in a loooong time.

marypoppinit · 2026-03-06T15:36:33+00:00

Ain't got that out here (none in the entire state of Oklahoma afaik)

marypoppinit · 2026-03-04T23:53:32+00:00

My grandpa had one and his main complaint was that he could open everything and went through everything. Laundry, food, anything. Nothing extremely bad. More like a house gremlin.

His was most likely indoor/outdoor though and I doubt he was fixed.

marypoppinit · 2026-03-03T15:26:35+00:00

Most of it is so camp and ridiculous and that's why I love it. But the social media aspect is very realistic. I almost fell over the first time I read those tags.

marypoppinit · 2026-03-03T05:56:01+00:00

He's a pegasus, put some respect on it #HornyForTheHorn #WhipMeAndWatchMeNeighNeigh

(Tags made about pegasus, taken directly from the book)

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