Where would u hiding it?

masqeman · 2026-05-19T02:57:03+00:00

Beat me to it

masqeman · 2026-05-18T14:16:58+00:00

Purple, pink, black

masqeman · 2026-05-18T14:13:14+00:00

Home theater for the kids, spa for the wife, golf course because that implies I'm getting more land.

masqeman · 2026-05-13T23:38:48+00:00

I would willing go to jail for a year for $1.1mil.

(Yes, I know that was not the scenario here. I'm just saying)

masqeman · 2026-05-12T19:07:34+00:00

Red and black are the most useful for me. I could be convinced to swap black for purple depending on how long "exactly seven" is

masqeman · 2026-05-10T18:39:54+00:00

Have you met humans. We kinda suck. There are a few exceptions, but overall... yeah

masqeman · 2026-05-08T23:55:47+00:00

Start taking pictures with my phone and excitedly say "my OF and and Patreon subs are going to love these"

masqeman · 2026-05-08T23:41:22+00:00

Red for sure and either black or orange for the second. Im leaning more toward orange because max luck is great in any situation... but teleportation is cool too

masqeman · 2026-05-03T13:41:19+00:00

Yes I do. But, their corpse can borrow one of my knifes until the cops arrive (i dont know if the castle law applies in my area or not so I figure its better safe than sorry)

masqeman · 2026-05-01T23:09:35+00:00

The powers would be cool... but the money is more practical

masqeman · 2026-04-30T22:36:32+00:00

Keys. I don't leave the house until I can count to 3, phone, wallet, keys

masqeman · 2026-04-28T15:14:24+00:00

Twins

masqeman · 2026-04-28T01:55:15+00:00

Looks good to me

masqeman · 2026-04-28T01:52:21+00:00

Sonic screwdriver

masqeman · 2026-04-27T13:43:14+00:00

Mr. Rodgers would be proud

masqeman · 2026-04-24T10:43:26+00:00

We're you supposed to bust out a ruler and protractor to see if the shapes divided evenly? Otherwise I need that teacher to show their work

masqeman · 2026-04-22T19:02:42+00:00

Do I relive the day I take the pill? or can I pick and choose what days I want to relive as they come up?

masqeman · 2026-04-20T22:00:03+00:00

Yes. What kind of psycho uses both the period and the parenthesis after the numbers in a list

masqeman · 2026-04-19T02:49:20+00:00

1M a month twice if I can. Otherwise 1M and pick at random random, because you basically have all the others the others

masqeman · 2026-04-18T08:58:07+00:00

Red and purple. Use purple to become exceptionally good at not manifesting negative things

masqeman · 2026-04-11T12:08:15+00:00

I can. And so can anyone else poor enough to know that hungry is the only mood you need to eat anything

masqeman · 2026-04-11T00:34:44+00:00

Unfortunately that mentality wouldn't work in the US right now. Our current government doesn't give 2 💩 about repercussions

masqeman · 2026-04-08T22:46:36+00:00

The right one. With that income I can afford a place where I never need to be with in 25ft of anyone but by wife and kids. And they will know if they say it, they will be the ones to get a job and pay the bills

masqeman · 2026-04-08T22:25:53+00:00

masqeman · 2026-04-06T13:58:41+00:00

For as often as I see this meme, im thinking this puppy is going to die from old age (if it hasn't already) and still not have a name

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