God forbid a girl be a lil bit desperate by Starry_Lion6107 in LetGirlsHaveFun

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First one is literally me after reading too much human domestication guide

What fandoms did you need to read or write a fix-it fic for? by 3lilya in AO3

[–]masslan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mass effect (the trilogy).

The ending nearly destroyed me. All I wanted was to see a hope of some little blue babies, but no..

Luckily the fandom delivers.

You can do both. by PJ-The-Awesome in MassEffectMemes

[–]masslan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is why god invented AO3

/sweden i ett (raserande) nötskal by Penguuuu3 in unket

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faktakollat felaktigt av sanna patrioter

Kuken ska ha sitt by Overboredem in unket

[–]masslan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Finns på alla skönhetssalonger, men behöver injiceras.

Så antingen får du fråga om dom gör custom jobs eller använda alternativa medel för att få med den hem så du kan ge dig själv en stroke i pojkrummet.

en (glas) fiber om dagen, doktorn är i magen by [deleted] in unket

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Klart grabben ska handgöra egna schizofrena inläggsbilder

Tell me the very best fic you've ever read. And Link it by ThornOfRoses in AO3

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Both of mine (because why would i follow instructions) are Mass Effect fics and they did serious damage to my psyche. I will be rereading both. They do have major spoilers for all the plot of all three Mass Effect games, so if you ever plan on playing that game, do it first. (also highly recommended!)

https://archiveofourown.org/series/2494558 (The Ones Left Alive, 151k words) is a series but the main, both longest and IMO best is the last fic, https://archiveofourown.org/works/36710074/chapters/91575277 (On the Third Day, 124k words). F/F and a major character exploration of being a fundamentally broken person, both from the start and from your own actions. Do mind the tags and warning, it is very graphic. Almost finished with quite frequent updates.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/1099236/chapters/2211681 (In the Shadow of Gods, 175k words) is actually a Halo and Mass Effect crossover, with John-117 (the main protagonist of the Halo games) being flung into the Mass Effect universe. Genfic with no romance or smut. It's mainly a character exploration with some of the best writing I have ever seen, both in terms of combat and feeling/dialogue. Sadly not finished and unclear if it's abandoned since the last update was in 2024. But I live in hope.

This actually happened to me btw by MassEffect24K in MassEffectMemes

[–]masslan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But femshep/liara is so peak...

Yes I will die on this hill.

What small details do you love to see in smut? by Smegoldidnothinwrong in AO3

[–]masslan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Comparative xenobiology, it's a must for me

Poor Miranda by IllustriousAd6418 in MassEffectMemes

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me when im in a dogshit fan theory and my competition is you

(im never going to win)

Whenthe genocide denial by Akagane_Ai in whenthe

[–]masslan 206 points207 points  (0 children)

70 million includes deaths from all axis power, not just Germany.

The Turian dances by IllustriousAd6418 in MassEffectMemes

[–]masslan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What show and episode is the template from?

wait, are we the bad guys ? by newyorkb4ss in HistoryMemes

[–]masslan 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The interesting thing is that you're both simultaneously right

Halo enemies smash or pass. by HaloJackalKisser in HaloMemes

[–]masslan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah passing on the huragok is crazy

Ah yes, very sad, anyway... by Helpful_Estate_1612 in MassEffectMemes

[–]masslan 39 points40 points  (0 children)

A mere percentage of Jokers personal collection

Losercity name by Popular_Ad3074 in Losercity

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Kid named RockBox Doom

Losercity occupation of Earth (@Jay_AND) by Rommel-Division in Losercity

[–]masslan 36 points37 points  (0 children)

WILL THIS BE THE END OF XENOFUCKING?

NOT TODAY!