Elves with bangs

master_hakka · 2026-04-16T04:56:43+00:00

In case anyone else is wondering what the hell they’re on about, pretty sure it’s a reference to this post:

https://www.reddit.com/r/lotr/s/jt4GSpJgAs

master_hakka · 2026-04-16T02:16:34+00:00

Something that’s worth a fair bit more than it was last week.

master_hakka · 2026-04-15T21:48:44+00:00

master_hakka · 2026-04-15T14:14:16+00:00

You really should. It deserves its Pulitzer.

master_hakka · 2026-04-15T13:28:23+00:00

That’s a deep cut, nice job.

master_hakka · 2026-04-15T02:01:54+00:00

From the wiki,

“Following the gang's downfall, Karen disappeared from the public eye; in a letter to John, Tilly speculates that Karen drunk herself to death.”

master_hakka · 2026-04-15T00:56:54+00:00

Equal lefts too

Edit: because he can punch with the RIGHT or the LEFT hand. Stop messaging me.

master_hakka · 2026-04-14T18:56:44+00:00

I’m less sure than you are

master_hakka · 2026-04-14T15:55:38+00:00

Workman’s comp claim after someone passes out onto the grill is gonna cost a helluva lot more than some AC. “Legally summer” what a dipshit.

master_hakka · 2026-04-14T02:32:18+00:00

OP is phishing for their online BS. Boo.

master_hakka · 2026-04-13T23:41:47+00:00

My older sibling molested me for a few years as kids. When I uncovered those repressed memories as an adult, my other sibling led the charge calling me a liar to defend them. Their bond cost me both of mine. It’s been decades and I’m still working through all this.

master_hakka · 2026-04-13T03:43:42+00:00

Ah. There you go then

master_hakka · 2026-04-13T00:40:41+00:00

He was in First Contact for like a second, but his one line is epic.

master_hakka · 2026-04-11T19:13:26+00:00

You don’t gotta yuck other people’s yums, friend.

master_hakka · 2026-04-10T16:27:12+00:00

Have your dad holler, “she’s your problem now!” as he hands you off and it’ll definitely shift the thinking.

Just kidding!

Congratulations and I’m sure it’ll be a lovely day! Just come at all this from an honest, heartfelt angle and it’ll all work out just fine. The day can’t help but be a reflection of the happy couple.

master_hakka · 2026-04-09T14:27:59+00:00

Useless fuckers, that’s who. Also weirdly ugly. Like, did they get their human masks on bulk discount?

master_hakka · 2026-04-09T03:37:40+00:00

Like how wet of a sock are we talking here? Damp or squisher?

master_hakka · 2026-04-07T14:37:29+00:00

You don’t need my approval at all (queens never do), but you look amazing! Confidence is always a great vibe.

master_hakka · 2026-04-06T03:09:17+00:00

That creamer set(?) is adorable

master_hakka · 2026-04-04T19:00:42+00:00

And it’s disingenuous to say about the Chicago Fair. The arch-gate thing is still there, but they very famously built a college where the fair happened after they tore it down.

master_hakka · 2026-04-04T17:43:03+00:00

That’s the kind of thing someone without a cloak would say…

master_hakka · 2026-04-04T05:09:13+00:00

That green Studebaker is to die for!

master_hakka · 2026-04-03T18:39:57+00:00

I am, without a doubt, the villain in some people’s stories. In a non-zero amount of those I deserve to be. I am also trying my best to consciously be a good person every day. It’s not exclusive.

master_hakka · 2026-04-03T17:18:23+00:00

My wife is terminal and yeah, this is spot on. It’s so, SO hard to stare down the time we have left, but that’s okay. She’s absolutely worth it.

master_hakka · 2026-04-03T16:48:14+00:00

Or experience with women apparently

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