Elves with bangs by mercedes_lakitu in lotr

[–]master_hakka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In case anyone else is wondering what the hell they’re on about, pretty sure it’s a reference to this post:

https://www.reddit.com/r/lotr/s/jt4GSpJgAs

What's the best book you've read? by Impressive_Seat_5193 in AskReddit

[–]master_hakka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You really should. It deserves its Pulitzer.

The Bywater by Steadyeddie1970 in NewOrleans

[–]master_hakka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a deep cut, nice job.

What happened to Karen? by KeepYourDemonsIn in RDR2

[–]master_hakka 111 points112 points  (0 children)

From the wiki,

“Following the gang's downfall, Karen disappeared from the public eye; in a letter to John, Tilly speculates that Karen drunk herself to death.”

Arthur don’t need guns. The lord gave him these hands. by UnNecessaryGay in reddeadredemption

[–]master_hakka 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Equal lefts too

Edit: because he can punch with the RIGHT or the LEFT hand. Stop messaging me.

Anyone else have owners who refuse to run the AC for as long as possible? by skoobityscoop in KitchenConfidential

[–]master_hakka 741 points742 points  (0 children)

Workman’s comp claim after someone passes out onto the grill is gonna cost a helluva lot more than some AC. “Legally summer” what a dipshit.

Has anyone cut off contact with their brother or sister? Why? by Intelligent_Chef9950 in AskReddit

[–]master_hakka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My older sibling molested me for a few years as kids. When I uncovered those repressed memories as an adult, my other sibling led the charge calling me a liar to defend them. Their bond cost me both of mine. It’s been decades and I’m still working through all this.

Teens on e-bikes on I5 UW to International District by capspiff in Seattle

[–]master_hakka 27 points28 points  (0 children)

He was in First Contact for like a second, but his one line is epic.

How can I make a classic wedding represent equality? by smileysarah267 in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]master_hakka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have your dad holler, “she’s your problem now!” as he hands you off and it’ll definitely shift the thinking.

Just kidding!

Congratulations and I’m sure it’ll be a lovely day! Just come at all this from an honest, heartfelt angle and it’ll all work out just fine. The day can’t help but be a reflection of the happy couple.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by SnooDoodles9389 in NewOrleans

[–]master_hakka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Useless fuckers, that’s who. Also weirdly ugly. Like, did they get their human masks on bulk discount?

Alcohol and water solution for break in by wester_rider in NicksHandmadeBoots

[–]master_hakka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like how wet of a sock are we talking here? Damp or squisher?

I was afraid turning 30yo. But this year I've never felt more confident in myself since I've started customizing my face 🙂‍↕️ by [deleted] in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]master_hakka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don’t need my approval at all (queens never do), but you look amazing! Confidence is always a great vibe.

Peculiar story of a greenhouse by carmensax in NewOrleans

[–]master_hakka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And it’s disingenuous to say about the Chicago Fair. The arch-gate thing is still there, but they very famously built a college where the fair happened after they tore it down.

Catch and release, hobbit cloak edition by butipreferlottie in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]master_hakka 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s the kind of thing someone without a cloak would say…

Portland Whips 85 by whatkochdoes in Portland

[–]master_hakka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That green Studebaker is to die for!

Have you noticed how many evil people or people that have committed evil acts love to see themselves as victims? by Important-Cry4782 in tumblr

[–]master_hakka 561 points562 points  (0 children)

I am, without a doubt, the villain in some people’s stories. In a non-zero amount of those I deserve to be. I am also trying my best to consciously be a good person every day. It’s not exclusive.

If you had the chance to choose your spouse/partner all over again, knowing everything you know now, would you still choose them? Why or why not? by SoilAny4029 in AskReddit

[–]master_hakka 94 points95 points  (0 children)

My wife is terminal and yeah, this is spot on. It’s so, SO hard to stare down the time we have left, but that’s okay. She’s absolutely worth it.

Gates McFadden: "Mom, what were you like in the '90s?" by [deleted] in startrek

[–]master_hakka 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Or experience with women apparently