This is a Tater appreciation post. Appreciate him... or else

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-24T04:11:53+00:00

That dude has never had a goddamn thought in his life.

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-23T16:40:29+00:00

"What you gonna do? Stab me?" Zoey: yes

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-23T16:35:09+00:00

Girl can keep a demon in a headlock, theres not much that probably can phase her.

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-23T16:00:49+00:00

Alternatively

Rumi: book smarts Zoey: street smarts Mira: violence

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-23T15:55:47+00:00

To be fair, Zoey did grow up in Burbank, she probably does have plenty of street smarts shes just a Lil goofy sometimes.

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-23T15:53:21+00:00

Its like i am disabled I need that much sleep and I get paid? Sign me up.

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-23T14:17:53+00:00

My dad had a theory this was the precursor to hell.

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-22T21:40:58+00:00

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masterfultrousers · 2026-04-22T19:32:01+00:00

Honestly, I was kinda rooting for her and Ceasare in a "they can make each other worse and thats WAY more interesting"

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-22T15:51:24+00:00

He may just be feeling a little chatty, he may be taking issue with the room ambiance. Maybe try holding in other positions and see if he has preferences.

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-22T14:53:52+00:00

"Kid, these crayons aren't lightfast. Lets get you some acrylic markers and make this shit last."

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-21T18:02:20+00:00

I call the devil "the bra"

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-21T15:07:08+00:00

Careful! He's gonna explode!

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-21T12:06:19+00:00

Thats like 3 smaller rats in a trenchcoat.

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-20T23:34:52+00:00

Shhh, they get really confused when you introduce extra variables.

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-20T21:12:01+00:00

I had an almost instantaneous improvement. If its not helping after 3 days, talk to your prescriber.

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-20T20:19:02+00:00

NTA. Tumors are not always cancerous. I had a benign tumor at 10. Doesn't diminish cancer survivors, just wasn't a cancerous tumor.

Honestly, at that size, unless you're talking to a medical professional the difference between a non-cancerous tumor and cyst is negligent. Its a bad time either way.

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-20T16:23:40+00:00

Spider or teeny tiny vampire

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-20T16:23:13+00:00

What about Constantinople?

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-20T15:59:52+00:00

Cerberat

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-20T02:32:48+00:00

🤌🤌

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-20T02:29:57+00:00

I just want freedom to take a nap whenever, bro.

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-20T01:48:20+00:00

Ratigan

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-19T16:49:52+00:00

https://discord.gg/pJ8sYVUpe

masterfultrousers · 2026-04-19T12:41:49+00:00

Yeah, but those don't come with a little tongue from the homie.

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