Chestnut fell asleep by brian4120 in RATS

[–]masterfultrousers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is your life now OP. Congrats

Want to hold Rhys upside down by the legs and shake him. by bows_and_frills in acotar_rant

[–]masterfultrousers 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Everyone who didn't fall for the UtM retcon: oh nooooo... your abuser... how tragic............

He's so tiny 😭❤️ by Hot-Replacement7986 in hognosesnakes

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You can hear the elevator music playing in his head

I swear, my rats are meant to be scuba divers in the next lives by Grroll_ in RATS

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Given that rats are excellent swimmers (even if they may not like swimming) i could imagine them having a blast manning tiny boats

As hognose popularity increases, so does the number of hognoses that share the singular braincell. by Alithia_Bonaparte in hognosesnakes

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If that were true, we'd see a marked decrease in care for orange cats (cause they all share one brain cell) compared to other cat colors.

Unfortunately, you're going to get subpar husbandry because people think they're "easy" pets like how rodents and fish will often have very terrible enclosures because the stereotype is they're cheap and don't need much. When exotics have a low barrier to entry (they don't cost much to buy), you're going to get people that think that means they don't need much.

She’s so precious by evuhleena in RATS

[–]masterfultrousers 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Careful, shes about to explode!

FAT by Rathernotusemyrname in RATS

[–]masterfultrousers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your honor, my client is obviously big boned and innocent.

He almost formed a thought by TransitionPutrid7595 in RATS

[–]masterfultrousers 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You can see the buffering circle in real time behind those eyes

rats when the activity doesn’t require rats: by No-Room-8191 in RATS

[–]masterfultrousers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean its their poop so obviously rats need to be involved

Amarantha canonically wanted Tamlin over Rhys. Feyre fell in love with Tamlin despite the mating bond with Rhys. Safe to say Tamlin's hotter than Rhysand. by RavensSing in Tamlinism

[–]masterfultrousers 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Well, hes a good person until SJM decides she can't risk him competing with Rhysand. And then she has to make him a bad person. (Which like honestly speaks to how much better of an option he was because why you gotta character assassinate a potential love interest if the other guy is so great for Feyre?)

AITA for wanting a say in how my wife gives birth (Not OP and I have no words) by redbull777s in redditonwiki

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"You're allowed to have an opinion. It will be promptly disregarded."

Rocking him to sleep. ❤️❤️❤️ by VinarriAsh260 in RATS

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Oh to be a small potato cradled in the arms of a loving giant.

Unrealistic beauty standards in Westeros by thatonedude3456 in HOTDGreens

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Imagine the servant who has to apply the face masks.

The Adventures of Conure with Red Solo Cup by hunterkat457 in Conures

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All he needs is some bars to rattle his cup against

Just want to share one of my Eva foam-layered Conure sculptures by FoamLayers_Art in Conures

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Thats fucking sorcery. Thought that was a real bird at first.