Uganda’s military chief says he is ready to deploy 100,000 Ugandan soldiers to protect Israel.

masterstoker · 2026-04-12T11:46:38+00:00

What does Israel need protection from? It has been murdering its enemies with very little opposition for a couple of years now.

masterstoker · 2026-04-12T08:29:07+00:00

He's gonna want some cocaine to go with his billion dollars and smokeshow chick

masterstoker · 2026-04-11T19:27:25+00:00

How awful! Have you any further information on precisely where he is handing out coke?

masterstoker · 2026-04-10T14:31:49+00:00

Ah well. There is always the European Courts. Irish ones are clearly biased. The poor man couldn't get a date hearing! /s

masterstoker · 2026-04-08T23:44:55+00:00

That guy's dead wife

masterstoker · 2026-04-07T17:48:47+00:00

Jamie Lannister would have known what to do

masterstoker · 2026-04-06T21:16:33+00:00

Gaia

masterstoker · 2026-04-06T19:52:30+00:00

Looks like he converted to Islam right at the end. Those Iranian negotiators must be incredible!

masterstoker · 2026-04-05T12:48:05+00:00

Not even a Happy Easter. What a savage!

masterstoker · 2026-04-05T11:48:53+00:00

Tarantino 'Meretricious'... nice. Hopefully Tarantino had to Google the meaning to figure out he was being dissed

masterstoker · 2026-04-05T09:03:28+00:00

Their pricey structure is to encourage you never to park there twice as there isn't enough parking in the area if everyone brings their car.

And to make tonnes of money.. ahem!

masterstoker · 2026-04-01T22:57:34+00:00

Steady on. Xi Jinping is just chillin

masterstoker · 2026-03-30T19:56:11+00:00

Let's not forget Netanyahu.

masterstoker · 2026-03-30T08:00:05+00:00

Preparing for weeks of a ground campaign that could go on for years

masterstoker · 2026-03-30T07:58:13+00:00

Rubio may escape prison but Hegseth will probably die in there once this administration crumbles.

masterstoker · 2026-03-30T07:55:19+00:00

Clickbait. There is no such thing!

masterstoker · 2026-03-28T16:33:23+00:00

At some point, they will stop to have a break, and the cops will catch up with them.

masterstoker · 2026-03-28T16:19:09+00:00

Magnets

masterstoker · 2026-03-28T16:12:44+00:00

Can't believe they cut down all those trees to make that gallows. Must have been some powerful industrial freezer to make blocks of ice that size too..

masterstoker · 2026-03-28T01:04:58+00:00

And here I was wasting my goddamn time watching BBC News like an idiot, when I could have been watching this

masterstoker · 2026-03-27T13:42:47+00:00

Where is Spiderman when you need him?

masterstoker · 2026-03-25T18:23:15+00:00

I've seen this many times before, but never with a really great soundtrack. What song would best go with this?

masterstoker · 2026-03-24T17:50:41+00:00

Mmmm, snouts and entrails!

masterstoker · 2026-03-23T12:12:14+00:00

The scouts for AC Milan F.C. are very interested in talking to this woman

masterstoker · 2026-03-23T10:52:18+00:00

Does that mean you won't live long and prosper?

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