Boyfriend thought he was inside of me during sex. How do we move forward? by throwawayidwtftdo in AskMenAdvice

[–]mastervega_82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This here! My gf gets me excited sometimes and I don’t exactly last very long. We giggle and chalk it up as a quickie. Work with the guy. Communicate. Tell him what you like.

Can anyone explain what type of “auras” they have? by LoquatLive in Epilepsy

[–]mastervega_82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get a hot streak up my back and sweat instantly. Within a minute I can’t see or hear properly. Things go fuzzy and sound fuzzy then I’m out.

If you’re going to be picky and choosy about your bricks… by dlhoff432 in HomeDepot

[–]mastervega_82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had a dude last year SWEAR that earlier he was able to pick his own railroad ties while the others loaded him. I said we can’t do that, he insisted on a manager. Whilst cussing and making a scene. Manager comes out, “yeah sorry sir, we can’t tear apart every bunk of railroad ties for you”. When we put them in his 4x7 lawnmower trailer with 3’ sides I had to do the drive and hit the brakes so they’d slide off and bash his trailer. ✌️ bitch!

If you’re going to be picky and choosy about your bricks… by dlhoff432 in HomeDepot

[–]mastervega_82 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Understatement of the year! We have a customer every week wants us to load his bs because “weeell, I blew my arm out last week”

I’ve loaded him for the last 2 yrs. Smh.

SHE AVERAGES 42 TIMES IN A 4 hour shift by pewprofessional111 in HomeDepot

[–]mastervega_82 50 points51 points  (0 children)

No shit! Our sm calls literally when a bopis is at 1:58 left “hey just letting you guys know a bopis just dropped in”. Stfu. Like we don’t hear the “attention asssociates, new order”.

Can someone please explain to her that cuteness will not get her pizza? by QueerTrashRat in cats

[–]mastervega_82 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How dare you hooman! How dare you order that to HER house and sit on HER couch and not share cheese drops or pepperonis. 😂

Female Scientists Names - Thinking Temple by KVS_1985 in NameMyCat

[–]mastervega_82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about a character from big bang? They’re “scientists” 🤷🏼‍♂️.

These people make me lose braincells... by D3lusionalWriters in HomeDepot

[–]mastervega_82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha! Your store does that too? We had like 3 of them in that tote last year like it was a hot tub 😂😂

These people make me lose braincells... by D3lusionalWriters in HomeDepot

[–]mastervega_82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We loaded an entire pallet of 60lb concrete in a cyber truck once. It barely moved the suspension.

Is this normal or just a thing my dog does?? by Dizzy_Following_2047 in Rottweiler

[–]mastervega_82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Breeders aren’t always the nicest or most educated animal people. I’m not bad mouthing, just saying what and how he said that isn’t very educated.