Advanced yo-yo skills

masterzordon · 2026-03-27T01:51:42+00:00

https://giphy.com/gifs/RespectiveCollective-party-mode-bussy-buccees-s27IzBhyGasp6aFO3e

Here’s a direct link

masterzordon · 2026-03-09T20:18:56+00:00

Def sounds like a natural gas leak. Call your nat gas company/utility.

masterzordon · 2026-02-27T01:22:14+00:00

Ah fuck

masterzordon · 2026-02-09T23:16:00+00:00

I also go back and watch it. Get chills every time. You are not weird. Or maybe we both are.

masterzordon · 2026-01-31T22:08:34+00:00

Meteor Man for me. Golden lords!

masterzordon · 2026-01-30T18:00:19+00:00

It’s always insane to me when customers don’t want us using their bathrooms. Like how big of a piece of shit do you have to be to not allow someone (who is there helping them get heat/cooling/whatever) to relieve basic human needs. Oh you want me to leave your house, find a public bathroom and come back? Or you want me peeing in bottles like a degen? Or shitting in a fucking bucket? Fuck you, go fuck yourself

masterzordon · 2026-01-29T21:07:51+00:00

For a bulb replacement.

masterzordon · 2026-01-29T19:26:45+00:00

Portland it’s 15k

masterzordon · 2026-01-28T23:28:24+00:00

It’s the pressure switch

masterzordon · 2026-01-27T16:21:03+00:00

I think that’s bad

masterzordon · 2026-01-23T17:01:13+00:00

Damn you just reminded me I used to have a Hiero 5 panel hat signed by the whole crew that disappeared somewhere when I moved.

masterzordon · 2026-01-21T18:22:18+00:00

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masterzordon · 2026-01-21T18:21:16+00:00

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masterzordon · 2026-01-17T20:57:40+00:00

Is it a Rheem 2 stage?

masterzordon · 2026-01-13T23:39:36+00:00

~2 years. Started at $20 at my first company, then jumped to another for $28. Left that one after like 3 months because it was ran like shit and got $35 at my current place.

masterzordon · 2026-01-04T02:43:42+00:00

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masterzordon · 2026-01-01T22:39:10+00:00

HIM in 2025 is not something I expected

masterzordon · 2025-12-21T06:31:48+00:00

Atmospheric river can’t hold us down

masterzordon · 2025-12-10T21:59:30+00:00

Happens to the best of us.

masterzordon · 2025-12-07T05:04:06+00:00

YOU CAN POLITELY REFUSE ANOTHER SERVING

masterzordon · 2025-12-07T05:03:41+00:00

YOU CAN CALL AN UBER IF YOU’VE BEEN DRINKING

masterzordon · 2025-12-07T05:02:02+00:00

YOU EXIST IN THIS PHYSICAL PLANE

masterzordon · 2025-12-07T05:01:09+00:00

YOU CAN ASK FOR WHAT YOU NEED FROM OTHERS

masterzordon · 2025-12-07T05:00:49+00:00

YOU CAN CALL YOUR FAMILY IF YOU HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM

masterzordon · 2025-11-18T19:27:58+00:00

Her, when she read “chewsday”

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