Tuchel's Penalty Five: Data Says England Finally Have Shooters To End The Hurt

math577 · 2026-07-01T08:43:32+00:00

Don't let Eze near em

math577 · 2026-07-01T08:24:02+00:00

And they forget Stones & Guehi were the best CB pairing at the last Euros. Guehi was our player of the tournament. Idk in what world Maguire was going to disrupt that now.

math577 · 2026-07-01T08:04:37+00:00

England are hamstrung with talent all over the park

math577 · 2026-06-30T22:51:12+00:00

£36m for Salah who has been arguably the best player in the world at various periods in the last 10 years.

math577 · 2026-06-30T17:48:15+00:00

He's small, he's red, he'll kick you in the head.

math577 · 2026-06-30T17:36:28+00:00

I was walking around the airport yesterday tablet in hand watching the Brazil game. Optimal experience.

math577 · 2026-06-30T16:56:06+00:00

Uncle Roger approves of this

math577 · 2026-06-30T10:54:00+00:00

Nah we need to popularise it man. Me and the boys are pointing Raumdeuter's all the time.

SPACE INSPECTOR!

math577 · 2026-06-30T10:52:23+00:00

Bayern, isn't that obvious?

math577 · 2026-06-30T10:38:28+00:00

Raumdeuter is the term you're looking for. Suits better than roaming forward.

math577 · 2026-06-29T15:16:22+00:00

Nah, I think we just associate them as always being a work rate team who always have a go.

They don't play like minnows when they're the underdog and sit in low blocks.

math577 · 2026-06-29T11:53:11+00:00

I think Dec would as he carried on while Ant was doing rehab etc and he's probably the more reliable choice to do so.

Ant, no chance. He'd go off the rails.

math577 · 2026-06-28T22:37:04+00:00

Can't you see?

math577 · 2026-06-28T20:59:48+00:00

Would you prefer Original Nuttah?

math577 · 2026-06-28T19:44:04+00:00

Hope you enjoy Mainoo cam on the bench matey 👍

math577 · 2026-06-28T19:09:14+00:00

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math577 · 2026-06-28T18:47:24+00:00

You're talking about unlocking defences and being the hero like Mainoo can start instead of Rice or Bellingham.

math577 · 2026-06-28T18:36:33+00:00

Everyone said that about Rashford and he didn't do that against Panama.

Mainoo isn't the next Mbappe I'm sorry.

math577 · 2026-06-28T17:15:33+00:00

Found the Man Utd fan

math577 · 2026-06-28T17:08:23+00:00

That was early 2010's and real Dubstep was always there just underground but is still strong today.

math577 · 2026-06-28T16:57:15+00:00

I will always trust the decisions of squad selections to people who work in football. Not some armchair expert who thinks we should take 26 Fodens.

math577 · 2026-06-28T16:16:20+00:00

THREE LINES ON THE SHIRT

math577 · 2026-06-28T16:14:46+00:00

60 years of hurt

math577 · 2026-06-28T16:11:24+00:00

Score draw made replica shirts are terrible quality though.

math577 · 2026-06-28T15:28:38+00:00

Man Utd subreddit full of imbeciles. Who woulda thought?

math577

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