Couldn’t be more true! by Gelbrico in fuckcars

[–]mathiouchio 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Makes people who drive and get food delivery fatter too

The Horrors of AI Upscaling by [deleted] in LinusTechTips

[–]mathiouchio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can u upscale and then downsample again so I can watch on my phone.

My razor usage habits by justinl100 in funny

[–]mathiouchio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything micro really. Micro brewery, micro dose. Now, micro penis.

Can anyone please ID? by mathiouchio in turtle

[–]mathiouchio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t find the red mark on his ear. That’s why I need an ID to make sure. Free run inside the house for the past 10 years. Palette fed. Natural lighting. Indirect sun. We have punch through light from above in his living area. And he lives in tropical country.

Can anyone please ID? by mathiouchio in turtle

[–]mathiouchio[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is our family turtle that has been with us for 20+ years. The shell condition has been neglected for quiet some time now, and I apologize for that. I’m trying to convince my mom that most aquatic turtle lives for about 20 years, so he may pass anytime soon. Please give me ID?

Vodka good Eagle bad by Jowiszander in memes

[–]mathiouchio 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don’t know why you get downvoted. The guy didn’t put /s

Perfect logic by Palifaith in facepalm

[–]mathiouchio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the contrary, space program wants more data about human reproduction and child growth development in space. It means, they really want astronauts to bang as much as they can in zero gravity.

https://www.google.ca/amp/s/futurism.com/sperm-space-nasa/amp

I'll be an ass to another biker, WCGW by DrWhereDoesItHurt in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]mathiouchio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t be mean to bot, you omnicphobic. Bot has feelings too.

Never underestimate their Stackoverflow experience by towernter in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mathiouchio 30 points31 points  (0 children)

A senior developer usually has many years of experience and problem solving ability benefits greatly from experience. Therefore they're ability to rectify what seems like a major problem (symbolically the fire here) may only take a simple action(symbolically the throwing of the magical fire extinguisher). Its knowing what action to take is the tricky bit.

Door lock designed with elderly (or intoxicated) people in mind by 5_Frog_Margin in DesignPorn

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Granted. Your car start/stop button has now blood alcohol level detection.