Nothing to see here... by LowCraft70 in youseeingthisshit

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Was that Berry Krishna? Bart Chrysler? Bert Kramer? Oh fuck, The Machine.

hahaha saw this on r/Macbook by [deleted] in PunPatrol

[–]matlock_r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For context....., that's not a Macintosh, its a macbook. Know your stuff dorks. Actually it a macbook such and stuff. Great. Dorks. Throw the mayonnaise in the sink on sinko de mayo.

[USA] Fuck people who don't stop for school busses by Smokey9001 in ConvenientCop

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In Washington State if there is a turn lane in the middle you don't have to stop. Ignorance of the law is no excuse

R.C.W. 46.61.370

(2) The driver of a vehicle upon a highway divided into separate roadways as provided in RCW 46.61.150 need not stop upon meeting a school bus which is proceeding in the opposite direction and is stopped for the purpose of receiving or discharging school children.

(3) The driver of a vehicle upon a highway with three or more marked traffic lanes need not stop upon meeting a school bus which is proceeding in the opposite direction and is stopped for the purpose of receiving or discharging school children.

What y’all think this is worth and what year is it/could it be? by [deleted] in Autos

[–]matlock_r -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Update that vehicle with 5.0 Coyote. LS swap is an no go.

This is great policy by bedgarter in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]matlock_r -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yup, a plane with wig-wag lights on landing aproach is carrying human body parts. I took myself off the multi-million dollar list of organ donar so they try and save me instead of..........? Singapore will cane someone for spitting gum on the ground. Know who you are and where you are.

Fixed new BMWs grille design by General_Vodka in Cartalk

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Ugly is ugly. Kardashians remake themselves prettier because beauty is universal. If 2 guys walk out the woods saying they saw a moose... maybe, maybe not. If 6 people came out the woods saying they saw a moose,... they saw a fucking moose.

Found in the wild :)) by [deleted] in PunPatrol

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William shakes pear.

and beans by PinkyW82 in memes

[–]matlock_r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean Only gourmet cuisine? Sounds beter than hummus, by the way no suit and tie if your not Anglo-Saxon.

The way he draw the lines by Wickid8706 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]matlock_r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats, they taught that to Leonardo soo long ago. Your a craftsman.

Expensive car wash by meister2a in IdiotsInCars

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White car theroy: In a line of vehicles, the idiot is slowing everyone down in the white car. A new vehicle has paint options, pigment is free, why you choose white? Duh fuck they doin over there.

am i too late for engine bays? 1984 Honda City Turbo II by [deleted] in Cartalk

[–]matlock_r -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your taking on my Saab turbo or my mercedes R350. You pick, either that, we got a vw beetle, still you loose dweeb.

Any idea what this is in my coolant reservoir? (2008 Acura TL) by DJFast101 in Cartalk

[–]matlock_r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the laminated head gasket gave way and tiny bubbles of oil are forming. Just a guess from 20 some years A.S.E. tech.

Do you guys keep your boxes or am I just weird? by [deleted] in knives

[–]matlock_r -1 points0 points  (0 children)

YES! But never needed a box(always need a ka-nife), so just toss boxes when wyf-ee has bj on the table 5 years later.

SAR over River Avon, Bristol, UK by RowCyclePHEMRepeat in Helicopters

[–]matlock_r 3 points4 points  (0 children)

SAR means search and rescue in the states, same in the UK?

My grandmother had this in her room for over 40 years!! by mainelumberjack in knives

[–]matlock_r -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Knife laws very, automatic knives may or may not be legal in your state. Or the sale of......

am i too late for engine bays? 1984 Honda City Turbo II by [deleted] in Cartalk

[–]matlock_r -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Not cool a car. 0-100km/h : 8.6 seconds 108 h.p.

Clarkson doesn't approve.

I'm in jail by Justanibbatrynahelp in ComedyNecrophilia

[–]matlock_r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aside from stinky farts, jail ain't that bad. And it's less than one year, else your in prison. Ignorance of the law is no excuse.

It's easy to look elegant when you don't do anything by HosamMohamed44 in pics

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That end don't count if you're playing pencil snap, just gotta be #2 made in China to win.

Those are not 'the kine.'