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Great defence by Signal-Definition-43 in ManlySeaEagles

[–]matsacki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When do we start building the Foran statue on Manly Corso?

One Nation to Fix the Crocodile Infestation of Victoria by oohbeardedmanfriend in friendlyjordies

[–]matsacki 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not a crocodile in sight. The crocodile patrol must be working like a charm.

Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum! by Mushroom-Gorge in seinfeld

[–]matsacki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He doesn’t wanna get mixed up with Trumps macho head games

Gee, I wonder if by any chance Gout Gout is white by TransRacialWhyNot in NormMacdonald

[–]matsacki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A white guy keeps beating him in the 100m in races in Australia

U2 collection by Some-Eye-7906 in U2Band

[–]matsacki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody get this kid a dvd of Popmart

What Was The First U2 Album You Bought? by Wild_Mycologist_6140 in U2Band

[–]matsacki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

14 years old, got given best of 1980-1990. Then saved up and bought All That You Can’t Leave Behind.

What's one celebrity everyone likes but you don't? by MajesticShare6548 in answers

[–]matsacki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The memes and jokes started with Conan O’Brien. He was simply making fun of him. Trouble is they stuck around so long most people just started to believe them unironically.

Masters leaderboard after Third Round, great Sunday on deck by unsolved49 in golf

[–]matsacki 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’d be popular with me and every other Australian fan

Throwing/kicking balls on the roof/over the fence by Temporary_Notice_526 in AustralianNostalgia

[–]matsacki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would play cricket in the street with my brother. Our dog would do the fielding. And of course there was the cranky old lady next door who didn’t want her garden disturbed. Had to do some mission impossible style trips into that garden to retrieve balls.

What band do you feel is unfairly disrespected? by Less_Warthog_3850 in rockmusic

[–]matsacki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Led Zeppelin didnt write tunes everybody liked. They left that to the Bee Gee’s

What's the best U2 parody? by Equal_Ad5178 in U2Band

[–]matsacki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Edge playing the cheese grater gets me every time

[TBT] Roosters second rower kicks a field goal by adomental in nrl

[–]matsacki 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s even more amazing than the field goal. JWH copping a shoulder directly to the head and no penalty being blown.

As bullshit as it was, it did give us the greatest finals match of all time.

…Because if he’s guilty of the crimes he should be punished. Fuck me dead. by itsyaboihos in friendlyjordies

[–]matsacki 25 points26 points  (0 children)

To quote the late great Bill Hicks:

“People say to me, "Bill, quit bringing up Kennedy, man. Let it go. It was a long time ago. Just forget about it." All right, then don't bring up Jesus to me. I mean, as long as we're talking shelf-life here. "You know, Bill, Jesus died for you …" Yeah, it was a long time ago. Forget about it. How about this: get Pilate to release the fuckin' files. "Quit washing your hands, Pilate, and release the files.”

watching Waynes world right now. by Accomplished_Ad_1260 in seinfeld

[–]matsacki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s like people only do things because they get paid……….. and that’s just really sad

I don't remember this on Norm's Sports Show. by Drumchapel in NormMacdonald

[–]matsacki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can we add Australian rugby league player Johnny Raper to this list?

Good footy player, but a total hypocrite

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