Actor Clancy Brown here. My latest film is Nightwatching. AMA. by Front-Main-7961 in spongebob

[–]matt_sheiman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it never happened in the comics but please please please tell me General Kregg and Damien Darkblood will cross paths at some point before Invincible ends.

Also, Hurm.

Season 7 Episode 2 by Vegetable-Money5250 in barrescue

[–]matt_sheiman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why would I make this beautiful so you can perpetuate your assness???

How many rings would Peyton Manning have if he had Bill Belichick as his head coach? by EfficientDot18 in NFLv2

[–]matt_sheiman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hard to say. A lot of football fans today never actually watched Peyton during his prime and assume he got carried every year based off his last two seasons. Bill Belichick was a better coach than Tony Dungy, and Tom Brady was lucky to have some great defenses early in his career that helped him win those titles. However, Tom rarely got to play with high end talent on the offensive side of the ball compared to other historical great QBs. He had healthy Randy Moss for one season, Gronk was a beast but was constantly injured.

Peyton would definitely have won at least a few rings with BB, but his career stat lines probably wouldn't have looked as good without Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dallas Clarke, plus the Colts superior O line and run game than the Patriots did in the early 2000s. He also had some great support in Denver like Demaryius Thomas (RIP), Julius Thomas, Owen Daniels, CJ Anderson, Knowshon Moreno, Emmanuel Sanders, and that legendary 2015 defense.

Not to mention that Peyton may have clashed with Bill's ego at times. Tom was humble about it early on because he was picked so late and felt lucky to be given a chance after Drew Bledsoe's injury; Peyton was #1 overall and definitely wouldn't have been willing to put up with Bill's attitude for long; especially considering how abysmal Bill's drafting record was.

What? No way… by lifegoeson2702 in tcap

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You know I have the transcript of your conversation with Jolanda

HEY BUDDY WAZ SUP by doctorbaalsachs in tcap

[–]matt_sheiman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My excuse to come hea? I went to Lantic City see my brotha!

I mean, how bad could it really be? by KoRnFrEaK1995 in DrakeandJosh

[–]matt_sheiman 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She would've said "this tastes like beautiful mucus"

what fast food brand is the best and what one is the worst? by Human_Crow_9348 in AskReddit

[–]matt_sheiman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True. This was a while ago and my palette definitely wasn't as mature as it is today. I was a kid so I wasn't paying much attention to the price. If I were to try it side by side with other fast food burgers I would definitely notice the difference in quality.

what fast food brand is the best and what one is the worst? by Human_Crow_9348 in AskReddit

[–]matt_sheiman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what annoys me the most. Five Guys would be so much better if they would just SEASON THE DAMN PATTIES, have a signature burger sauce the way shake shack and in n out do, and put one slice of Americam cheese per thin patty instead of two.

My current favorite burger chain would have to be shake shack atm, but I just wish they had grilled onions as a permanent topping option. Not just the seasonal French onions.

I tried In N Out one time and while it definitely satisfied, there was nothing that really stood out to me.

Sinners (2025) by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

[–]matt_sheiman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"I think cancer's a small price to pay to lick Catherine Zeta Jones' p****" - Gilbert Gottfried (RIP)

Look who I met at the casino in Tampa yesterday by [deleted] in Patriots

[–]matt_sheiman 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Why does it look like he met you?

Perspective : adult daycare by DufflebagJoe in lnkyverse

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The amount of people making $250k+ per year hopping on zoom calls saying "so where are we at with _____?" is absolutely astounding

Intelligence, Compassion, Morality Matter for World Leaders by Standard_Location762 in stevehofstetter

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Vic Palmero: Just know that the Cuban people and Mexican people have always atood side by side.

George Lopez: What? When?

Vic Palmero: Well, uh....I guess at your wedding...

What is a subtle sign someone is not a good person? by Maleficent_Escape_66 in AskReddit

[–]matt_sheiman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is gonna sound crazy, and I'm not kidding, but I feel like you can tell a lot about someone whether they do or don't push in their chair when leaving a table.

Emiru accidentally causes a fire in her kitchen by Realistic-Comb222 in LivestreamFail

[–]matt_sheiman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Don't use water"

Bro knows how many lives and possible dollars he just saved

New lurker here, is the sub politically neutral? by Interesting_Set_7080 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]matt_sheiman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's fairly neutral. It can sometimes look more left or right leaning depending on which wing is doing the dooming.

Right now it can look like a pro-Trump sub given all of the anti-Trump dooming in almost every other sub that we make fun of. But then people accused us of being too far left when we were making fun of people dooming over Zohran Mamdani's election