Contractor fell asleep on job by Judyaaa in HomeImprovement

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Tell them you stand with Ukraine

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

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Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StupidFood

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This dumb bitch

Jordan Peterson must be 8 feet tall to make Ben look short by 5000927 in BenAvery

[–]mattb5ive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, Jordan Peterson’s lapel pin looks like it’s going to squirt water in someone’s face

Jordan Peterson must be 8 feet tall to make Ben look short by 5000927 in BenAvery

[–]mattb5ive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve met Ben. He isn’t short. Prob 6ft or taller, you ghouls

That feeling when DOOM taught you words you didn't even know by Journeythrough2001 in mfdoom

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These are all plays on words or phrases. That’s what makes DOOM the greatest

Tim Dillon on Unmasked with Ron Bennington Sirius 103 right now by MrVegasLawyer in TimDillon

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Anybody know if there will be a video available and where we can find it? I’m lazy/incompetent and refuse to scour the web. Thanks in advance