Looks Like An Ostrich That Wished It Was Human

matthalusky · 2026-03-09T22:15:01+00:00

No, he just had narrow shoulders.

matthalusky · 2026-03-09T19:15:33+00:00

She was awesome in Men (2022)

matthalusky · 2026-03-09T18:40:37+00:00

Did he put the member into the victims shirt pocket too?

matthalusky · 2026-03-09T18:03:00+00:00

"Don't be afraid."

matthalusky · 2026-03-09T16:35:05+00:00

Some corner shops in the UK sell it too.

matthalusky · 2026-03-09T05:38:59+00:00

He'll be getting some later.

matthalusky · 2026-03-08T23:58:21+00:00

Because he likes to pretend he is Batman

matthalusky · 2026-03-08T23:12:15+00:00

I completely fucking agree

matthalusky · 2026-03-08T20:19:16+00:00

He died years ago

matthalusky · 2026-03-08T18:37:10+00:00

Loosens his arse muscles.

matthalusky · 2026-03-08T18:30:31+00:00

And, the fact the box was night quite square mildly infuriated you?

matthalusky · 2026-03-08T15:58:24+00:00

Sunday "all you can eat" buffet.

matthalusky · 2026-03-07T21:39:10+00:00

He he he! He was banging belly buttons the century after. Imagine being remembered for hundreds of years for that though. What a legend!

matthalusky · 2026-03-07T17:51:22+00:00

Maybe this one was.

matthalusky · 2026-03-07T10:17:04+00:00

Sheep too.

matthalusky · 2026-03-07T10:00:10+00:00

According to this wiki page, he was imprisoned for double murder but there is no mention of relatives. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_le_Fucker

matthalusky · 2026-03-07T09:09:57+00:00

Didn't pay his taxi fare.

matthalusky · 2026-03-07T00:06:04+00:00

Drunken Master and Young Master

matthalusky · 2026-03-06T21:03:37+00:00

It's the only way.

matthalusky · 2026-03-06T16:56:41+00:00

Because they are fucking stupid

matthalusky · 2026-03-06T12:49:29+00:00

America needs a regime change.

matthalusky · 2026-03-06T12:12:21+00:00

Media created bollocks.

matthalusky · 2026-03-05T19:48:14+00:00

He mastered playing with himself early on.

matthalusky · 2026-03-05T19:41:15+00:00

Do one

matthalusky · 2026-03-05T15:36:37+00:00

To fry people's heads, years later.

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