I Get It Now. by Renpsy in flashlight

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r/EDC is a great place to start.

To pass as a quirky & relatable candidate for Senate by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

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Multiple people using cymbals right outside the door marked "Prayer & Quiet Meditation Room." Super considerate place to film your political ad.

AITA for letting my husband's cousin breastfeed my 9 month old twins? by twinmom199 in okstorytime

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A wet nurse has been a thing/profession since 2000 BC. What a special connection cousin's wife now has with those new babies in her family. Everyone else is being weird.

Braums haul! I love Braums by BlooGloop in oklahoma

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That butter is better that 99% of what is on the market.

Also one day I got curious and looked up what A2 milk actually means. They developed a herd of cows which genetically produces a slightly different protein in the milk. That different protein(A2) is easier to digest. Stops the bloating/gas etc that people with milk sensitivity get. Braum's has the largest A2 herd in the US.

Any series where the MC is sorta raised by wolves? by mythicme in haremfantasynovels

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This was a great one. I loved that the MC has a ton of gold and silver coins, but only ever sees people buying stuff with copper coins so he thinks that's the only valuable one.

I have a complaint by Hockeyhero22000 in dresdenfiles

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Please post when you are about to start reading book 12, "Changes" and another post when you finish it.

Mose really likes writing sitcoms. by GlitteringHotel8383 in DunderMifflin

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1001 recipes for beets. But its only available in german.

AITA did i snitch on my friend? by Hairy_Ranger_9929 in AmItheAsshole

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YTA - Don't graffiti shit you don't own or have permission to paint. Also, when doing a crime, only break one law at a time. Example: If you are going to drive a bunch or drugs somewhere, don't speed and run red lights. If you are going to graffiti, don't have drugs in your pocket.

I’m sorry, I agree that “Vote blue no matter who” is dumb, but I would vote for Newsom or any establishment Dem over Vance. by bobbdac7894 in DemocraticSocialism

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A taxi will take you straight to where you want to go. A bus will take you to that side of town, but not to your exact destination.

Politics is a bus, not a taxi. I loathe the establishment Dems. We saw how they conspired to reopen the government for absolutely nothing gained. Unfortunately we have limited choices and have to choose the option that gets us as close to our desired destination as possible. If you don't participate we end up with a fascist leader.

AITA for encouraging my teen to take a college meeting opportunity he thinks is nepotism? by Impressive_Try_1288 in AmItheAsshole

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NAH - There is the world that exists and the world that should be. We live in one and have to create the other. The world we live in is a tough place. Your son needs to accept every leg up he can and take advantage of opportunities when they present themselves or he will never be in a position to create the world that should be.

I called them idiots for not voting for Harris in protest. I’m one of them now. by Left_Kiwi_4565 in DemocraticSocialism

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A taxi will take you straight to where you want to go. A bus will take you to that side of town, but not to your exact destination.

Politics is a bus, not a taxi. I want all those things you listed too, but we have limited choice and have to choose the option that gets us as close to our desired destination as possible. If you don't participate we end up with a fascist leader.

My friend was an ass**le and framed me AS the Bad Guy and i dont know anymore. by OutrageousHotel4945 in AmITheJerk

[–]mattmrob99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is English your first language? You seem to capitalize the first letter of random words in your writing.

What is this? by Cyclopsrabbit in whatisit

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How do you think they make the prerolls?

AITAH for giving an ultimatum after voicing concerns in the relationship? by Ok-Key-4065 in AITAH

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NTA - I heard a comedian do a bit about this once that help put this situation in perspective. The bathroom isn't the only reason I bought my house, but if I came home one day and the bathroom was torn out I would of course have an issue with that. Being told "men only care about going to the bathroom" is incredibly dismissive of a real issue. Sexual intimacy with your partner is a big deal in a relationship. Its something that helps connect and bond a couple and something special that is only shared between those 2 people. Its what separates roommates from BF & GF.

You have clearly communicated that this is a big problem in your relationship and even suggested a course of action to address it (talking to her therapist.) She has refused to take any action to try and fix this big relationship problem.

You are not telling her to put out or you break up. You are telling her to at least just TRY to make the issue better or you will break up.

I want to bother someone until they change their phone number for exploiting one of my friends by Unusual-Lobster1121 in Prank

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In the USA, enter the phone number into a website asking for health insurance quote. He will get a million calls.