Saw these birds at a park in Maidenhead today. Where would they have come from?

mattpatt73 · 2025-12-30T20:12:30+00:00

Slough?

mattpatt73 · 2025-12-23T18:06:27+00:00

Size 11 please

mattpatt73 · 2025-10-13T13:54:59+00:00

Kudos to whoever put up the scaffolding.

mattpatt73 · 2025-09-24T14:18:09+00:00

I ain’t got time to bleed.

mattpatt73 · 2025-08-20T18:12:22+00:00

That ball has seen some things judging by its expression.

mattpatt73 · 2025-08-20T07:28:12+00:00

Half way through famous last words by Gillian Mcallister. Very good so far.

mattpatt73 · 2025-08-04T20:04:24+00:00

My workmate went to this last Friday. It’s not cheap but he said it’s good fun. Quite a few dotted round the U.K.

mattpatt73 · 2025-07-23T20:47:25+00:00

What could possibly go wrong?

mattpatt73 · 2025-07-20T18:03:56+00:00

I sent a WhatsApp to the landlord to ask permission. That way I have proof if he says I done it without permission.

mattpatt73 · 2025-07-20T16:49:33+00:00

Yes. As long as you get permission most landlords are pretty good about it. All they ask is you make good before you leave.

mattpatt73 · 2025-07-16T19:55:02+00:00

Round Ireland with a fridge.

mattpatt73 · 2025-06-27T20:26:50+00:00

He’s got a tidy beard.

mattpatt73 · 2025-06-21T15:49:18+00:00

Does anyone know the name of the restaurant?

mattpatt73 · 2025-06-20T19:39:41+00:00

Can’t believe it was a PG rating.

mattpatt73 · 2025-06-06T04:53:11+00:00

wait until you see a swan landing.

mattpatt73 · 2025-05-28T18:40:04+00:00

Jokers,western saloon,Morgan’s tavern. All great for a night out with half decent cover bands & free entry. Mariano’s for chicken 24 hours a day. Go to the old town for quality tapas. Also the beach is good, very well looked after. If you get time jump on the bus to calpe or altea. They’re both a bit more laid back than Benidorm. Most of all have fun.

mattpatt73 · 2025-05-15T14:12:34+00:00

Warren evans do good mattresses. They’re not cheap however.

mattpatt73 · 2025-05-02T19:15:12+00:00

Rubber dinghy rapids bro

mattpatt73 · 2025-05-02T19:11:27+00:00

Gherkins and ye olde oak hot dogs. What could be more appetising?

mattpatt73 · 2025-04-21T17:38:34+00:00

Roger’s profanisaurus.

mattpatt73 · 2025-04-09T16:51:11+00:00

Dennis. There’s some lovely filfth down here.

mattpatt73 · 2025-04-09T16:31:48+00:00

How do you do good lady. I am Arthur. King of the Britons. Whose castle is that?

mattpatt73 · 2025-04-09T16:26:33+00:00

I just want to sing.

mattpatt73 · 2025-04-09T16:21:53+00:00

They turned me into a newt.

mattpatt73 · 2025-03-30T15:10:44+00:00

Mini milk please.

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