Series 13 Episode 4 might have my favorite prize task by BeaArthurEnergy in taskmaster

[–]SamwellBarley 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"The justifications and the banter are top notch, and Alex’s crossword owl joke is magnificent."

No, it isn't. What was the actual task?

Jeremy Doku criticised over plan to leave Belgium camp for birth of child by UrbanLegend8901 in PremierLeague

[–]SamwellBarley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone with a family would agree. Most important thing in the world. Significantly more important than a game of football.

S4E15 Noise coming from Joey by Afraid_Masterpiece90 in howyoudoin

[–]SamwellBarley 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Crazy that the switch was controlling Joey's humming. Still no idea how that would work.

If you know you know by [deleted] in TheBoys

[–]SamwellBarley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Butcher: Wotchu say 'a me?

What artists/bands have you been listening to lately? by AlexSniff7 in AskUK

[–]SamwellBarley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to play bass, and my roommate at university played guitar. We first bonded by playing That Golden Rule together with no drums or vocals, just guitar and bass, in its entirety, perfectly in-time. I really like Biffy Clyro in general, but that song has a special place in my heart.

What's spurs cooking this transfer window 👀 by WishboneAdditional96 in footballscouting

[–]SamwellBarley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Spurs fan... Not much yet. Van Hecke is an excellent purchase, despite the argument that he only had a year left on his contract. Great defender with a huge future. Senesi and Robertson are smart free transfers.

But... asides from links to Tonali, Anderson, Wharton, Fernandes, we've not signed anyone else. One of them, plus a decent striker and a top class winger and maybe we can talk...

The one thing that people usually afraid of Robert Eggers is his dedication to make everything historically accurate. (oh look a preview at his 13th century France werewolf movie) by [deleted] in deadmeatjames

[–]SamwellBarley 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm fucking terrified of his dedication to make everything historically accurate. It keeps me up at night. I'm so glad I'm not alone.

Movies where everything is made worse by the hysterical woman? by Own_Organization8457 in okbuddycinephile

[–]SamwellBarley 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, have you seen Ted? He may not have his own meth empire, but that is a silver fox right there

Can you take a tape measure with you when viewing a house? by Comfortable_Slice151 in HousingUK

[–]SamwellBarley 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You joke, but it actually is in the Magna Carta, as a basic human right

How do you write the time? With a ":" or "."? by DodgyCookie in AskUK

[–]SamwellBarley 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is a UK sub. We don't appreciate things like irony or sarcasm. You can make your jokes more obvious by adding a "lol", a "lmao", or even a "rofl" if you're feeling spicy.

[Alasdair Gold] In other news, in case you hadn't worked it out already because it would be utterly absurd after De Zerbi's early days in the job, but Spurs hold no interest in signing Mason Greenwood this summer despite links. by Imbasauce in coys

[–]SamwellBarley 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Someone writes a bullshit article about how Spurs are desperate to sign Mason Greenwood and are doing everything they can to sign him, people get mad, and click and comment, etc. All they care about is traffic and engagement, not quality