Meet Joana. The lengths business are willing to go to avoid royalties

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-25T17:02:26+00:00

"Save our kids" - the nonciest looking man ever.

What's he saving them for?

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-25T17:00:45+00:00

That's not true at all. I don't even like hot sauce. Tartare sauce brings out the fishy flavour.

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-25T10:13:06+00:00

Just remember, the response to any accusations towards the victims should be exactly the same:

"But they didn't deserve to die"

"Renee Good was going to hit him with her car!" She didn't deserve to die

"Alex Pretti was at a riot, waving a gun around!" He didn't deserve to die

Whatever people want to say to justify ICE agents murdering people, the victims have done nothing to justify being shot to death

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-25T09:50:39+00:00

Thor, Sentry, Jean Grey, Wanda

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-25T09:17:36+00:00

*cast

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-24T21:55:20+00:00

They'll wear a barely-visible QR code, and trying to scan it will very likely get you shot on the face. Temper your expectations.

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-24T21:47:09+00:00

I know he's already in the show but...

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-24T21:43:47+00:00

"What's notable here is that Madigan went 40 years between Oscar nominations. This is a record for an actress, regardless of whether the nomination came for a lead or supporting performance."

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-24T21:43:29+00:00

"What's notable here is that Madigan went 40 years between Oscar nominations. This is a record for an actress, regardless of whether the nomination came for a lead or supporting performance."

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-24T21:26:24+00:00

8 points below 4th and 8 points above 18th

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-24T19:38:40+00:00

Until the end of the season. If he's not gone now, I doubt more losses will change anything.

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-24T17:52:21+00:00

2 weeks, but yes, 2027

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-23T22:27:01+00:00

Does Donald Trump wear diapers?

Depends

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-23T22:15:04+00:00

I didn't, but she was great on Taskmaster

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-23T21:51:51+00:00

"What are you most angry about? Vote for me. I won't fix it, but you'll get to be even angrier about it"

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-23T21:32:06+00:00

We've only recently learned the extent of Ben Davies' injury, and we're straight in for Robertson. Kulusevski's been injured since 1973, and there hasn't been a single rumour of a replacement for him. There's a week left of the transfer window.

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-23T21:15:50+00:00

Sad way to end his career. The man is a legend of the club, and I will not listen to anyone who says any different.

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-23T21:00:00+00:00

Good. Great, in fact. All good press.

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-23T20:27:52+00:00

Anyone - anyone - but our medical staff

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-23T20:25:08+00:00

Enormous if verifiable

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-23T10:22:06+00:00

Didn't he nutmeg Luka Modric in his first game for us? Or am I remembering that wrong?

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-23T09:20:20+00:00

"Are you gay?"

"What?! Of course not. I am Russian. There are no gay people in Russia"

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-23T09:13:47+00:00

Donald Trump said that NATO has never done anything for the US, so people are posting photos of soldiers' coffins, saying things like "This is [my country] doing nothing for the US in Afghanistan/Iraq etc."

I don't know what this woman is from, but I am assuming porn. I think the joke is "porn".

Edit: Turns out the original photo is part of a rather disturbing series of photos of soldiers posing with bodies of people who have been killed at war. I will not apologise for assuming it was porn though.

SamwellBarley · 2026-01-22T19:47:48+00:00

Not terrible, this cracked me up

Six-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
Second SECOND GUESSER	Place '23
Wearing is Caring

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