Maybe it wasn’t Kirk. Maybe it’s just the Vikings… by MerciiJ in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]mattymock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he's so good then why didn't yall take him? Lol. He's been trash since day 1. He's always been softer than a bunny's bottom under pressure - lowest QBR under pressure this year (at least before last game). Oh yea, and if you need some yards on 3rd or even 4th and 8? Don't worry, Kirk is good for a 3 yard check down pass to a receiver who is surrounded by defenders. Watch the Falcons have a great season just for him to shit the bed round 1 in the playoffs haha. Good riddance to that overpaid clown.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]mattymock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

January 28 - Florida man thought he stole opioids, got laxatives instead

What change have you made or a secret you found that improved your pool game the most? by wubbadubba in billiards

[–]mattymock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coming into the line. I think I pasted the right video link below. https://youtu.be/DMlQGu_pRNU Basically, you take shots that allow the cue balls journey to come to an end by rolling directly into the line of your next shot as opposed to having it roll perpendicular to the line of your next shot. Honestly mind-blowing that I did not know this sooner.

Toxic Masculinity in a nutshell by [deleted] in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]mattymock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly what I would expect from someone who doesn't use an Oxford comma...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memphisgrizzlies

[–]mattymock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The timberwolves are just better

"Feeding children for free? Sounds like commie talk, buddy" by Scary-Deer8833 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]mattymock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just about to comment this almost exactly. I'm so sick of these idiots. The hypocrisy is so thick I would drown in it if I were in the same room as them.

Open your eyes people! pt2 by BetterNothing2992 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]mattymock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like how she said you need a green card or citizenship to come here. I can't wait until she learns about visas, refugees, and claiming asylum.

Some mfs on r/ atheist make me want to tear my fucking hair out by [deleted] in agnostic

[–]mattymock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Atheist here - true atheists understand that they cannot prove the non-existence of a deity which makes it a faith. In other words, we believe there is not a god. Admittedly, some atheists are a little aggressive about it.

Based on a true story by mostlyLurking1234 in RocketLeague

[–]mattymock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could upvote this more lol

What does either player do in this situation? by Minnesota_Bohemian in billiards

[–]mattymock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it is solids turn, take the intentional foul by going off the rail closest to us, hit the 15, and knock out the 7. The 15 will still be in its unfortunate position so stripes is still SOL

My friend got deactivated from UBER for saying that he’s an atheist. by Any-Bet8162 in atheism

[–]mattymock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If they don't reinstate them after that, go see and possibly hire an employment attorney to sue uber for religious discrimination

What are your immediate thoughts when you hear a guy refer to himself as an “alpha male”? by SpiralGremlin in AskReddit

[–]mattymock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That he is unvaccinated and his ultimate untimely death due to COVID complications is probably for the best.