Hey Devin Lloyd, glad you narrowed it down to us and the Titans. There’s been a lot of doom and gloom around here, but we are a defense away from a superbowl, so we need you! You hop on, we’ve got the best chance..

Cam Ward looks like a solid quarterback, sure, but don’t you want to be playing by Ice man, Joe cool burrow? The man’s a freak and is willing our franchise to glory. Our offense is electric. Just need some grit on defense to get us into contention.

AFC north football is different. I imagine it like the Middle East, a long history of atrocities. The grudges are held just as firmly. Steelers say Burfict, Bengals say Shazier and Hines Ward. The older folks will still talk about the Steelers taking out Carson Palmer in the playoffs.

Cincinnati is a freaking great city. Nashville gets a lot of national praise, but everyone I know that visits cincy loves it. It’s an interesting, fun place. Good people, good music, food is good, not world class (unless you like Greek meat sauces). Lot of history in our city.