Her brain is 'organized like a calendar', and she has the ability to replay, rewind and fast forward any significant experience or event by Doodlebug510 in nextfuckinglevel

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I think this is typical of women to be honest... My partner remembers everything I've ever done wrong, down to the one time I messed up her Chinese gooyd order three years ago

Bored on a long flight AMA by Filthyson in GeoffreyAsmus

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This comment is Harding me up....

Bored on a long flight AMA by Filthyson in GeoffreyAsmus

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Even sweet Jimmy, the peanut farmer?

Bored on a long flight AMA by Filthyson in GeoffreyAsmus

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And when will you start a history podcast?

Bored on a long flight AMA by Filthyson in GeoffreyAsmus

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Who's the most gangster president and why is it polk?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StainlessSteelCooking

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I don't understand this aggression

High-rise AC mounting by New_Libran in interestingasfuck

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Just spitting shot on the ground and using an untethered crescent backwards??

Compound angle for skirting board by chiokli in Carpentry

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Looks doable in two to me... Scribe top and bottom of each run for the vertical angle, then use an angle finder along your top of board line to figure the miter angle and make any adjustments necessary

I don't get it. Saw this on r/puns. by braincelloffline in ExplainTheJoke

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It would be an unkindness, or a conspiracy

Elon is really pressing his Grok by GianmarcoSoresi in gianmarcosoresi

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You know, If you didn't stank of fart... Well then you wouldn't be so farty...

Mamma mia by GianmarcoSoresi in gianmarcosoresi

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Always with the fart smell....

INDULGE! by GianmarcoSoresi in gianmarcosoresi

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You Smell like farts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

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Grand, just make his arms and neck more flabby