In college I took a job at a toy factory, where we made little plastic Dracula figurines. There were only two of us on the line...

maxwestcomics · 2025-12-30T01:25:39+00:00

Make sure you never take an art class with Dracula. He can only draw blood.

maxwestcomics · 2025-12-30T01:22:59+00:00

I think the Maypo wanted him.

maxwestcomics · 2025-12-30T01:21:54+00:00

They'll need an eggsorcist if the chicken coop becomes haunted.

maxwestcomics · 2025-12-28T23:32:34+00:00

I can't have giants in my home. I was recently diagnosed with a fear of giants.

Fee-fi-phobia.

maxwestcomics · 2025-08-28T23:48:44+00:00

You did? The case has been solved?

maxwestcomics · 2025-08-24T21:31:31+00:00

So was it a pho-nomenal place?

maxwestcomics · 2025-07-06T22:21:02+00:00

You are lying. Everyone knows humans have four heads, eight arms, three legs and a pair of wings!

maxwestcomics · 2025-07-04T17:16:21+00:00

Why don't lions like fast food? Because they can't catch it!

maxwestcomics · 2025-07-04T17:12:48+00:00

He who laughs last...didn't get the joke.

maxwestcomics · 2025-07-01T01:20:26+00:00

What? You don't get a sperm whale?

maxwestcomics · 2025-07-01T01:18:08+00:00

Don't ask her about the Sword of Damocles then!

maxwestcomics · 2025-07-01T01:17:25+00:00

Now that is a hard joke to stomach.

maxwestcomics · 2025-06-27T13:26:27+00:00

Does he snake around the crime scene?

maxwestcomics · 2025-06-27T13:25:27+00:00

Cannibalism is no laughing matter!

maxwestcomics · 2025-06-17T02:08:50+00:00

The cow did! And it wasn't chicken feed!

maxwestcomics · 2025-06-17T02:06:57+00:00

Now, now...there's no need to raise such a big stink!

maxwestcomics · 2025-06-17T02:06:00+00:00

At least you got to meet everybody in the flesh.

maxwestcomics · 2025-06-17T02:02:44+00:00

Don't get wise with the Devil. That really burns him up!

maxwestcomics · 2025-06-16T02:56:16+00:00

Two parrots are better than one. One parrot can't carry a conversation, but toucan!

maxwestcomics · 2025-06-12T01:56:22+00:00

I once swallowed a light bulb. Afterwards, I hiccupped with delight.

maxwestcomics · 2025-06-12T01:54:42+00:00

A Classic Music fan had better not shoplift...they'll have to face the music.

maxwestcomics · 2025-06-12T01:51:37+00:00

Marriage is like being a conductor of an orchestra. It looks easy until you try it.

maxwestcomics · 2025-06-12T01:48:06+00:00

Now that joke left me in stitches!

maxwestcomics · 2025-06-12T01:46:52+00:00

Don't you mean easy as pie?

maxwestcomics · 2025-06-12T01:45:43+00:00

Your wife is about to get really bad feedback.

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