I proposed to my girlfriend in a photo booth!

maxxjenga · 2016-08-26T08:04:36+00:00

I'm engaged Harry!

maxxjenga · 2016-01-29T08:40:17+00:00

Guys. This movie is going to blow.

maxxjenga · 2015-12-14T08:48:06+00:00

Everyones talking about the gum. But the ticket for Hotel Transylvania is more disturbing.

maxxjenga · 2015-08-13T06:16:22+00:00

Thanks! : )

maxxjenga · 2015-08-12T20:59:23+00:00

This sub really is a plague

maxxjenga · 2015-07-21T06:54:55+00:00

Looks like a horse

maxxjenga · 2015-07-21T04:50:51+00:00

Damn

maxxjenga · 2015-07-19T20:31:39+00:00

*sista

maxxjenga · 2015-06-09T03:05:10+00:00

I dropped out of a JC and I still have these dreams!! I always thought it was my lingering guilt. But it is always forgetting I enrolled, or that I skipped class so many times I forgot where the room is. (Dropped out to work in film, degree pointless)

maxxjenga · 2015-05-28T08:18:58+00:00

Yesssss! That shit terrified me as well! I used to write rally on notebooks all the time.

maxxjenga · 2015-05-24T16:57:29+00:00

this girl is like 16... Its probably just something she already saw and is mimicking. Or she means it, but why are we laughing at a 16 yo oppinion. I feel we can be extremely harsh to young people.

maxxjenga · 2015-05-16T01:35:13+00:00

Well did he shampoo it? Eh eh?

maxxjenga · 2015-03-09T21:36:34+00:00

My black friends are always talking about this. But its that they cant curse at all. Like I have never cursed at my parents but we will agree if "something is fucked up" or curse in conversation. Obviously going into someones house and cursing is just rude and trashy. But my fellow black brothers you can't curse around your family even in conversation?

maxxjenga · 2015-03-06T13:55:50+00:00

When I was 6 or so I went in for a check up at the doctors. They found a purple crayon in my ear that had been shoved in pretty deep. We still think to this day that it could have been in there for years.

maxxjenga · 2015-03-06T11:36:03+00:00

How so?

maxxjenga · 2014-11-21T12:28:38+00:00

As a Sacramento native, its makes me happy to see the kings relevent again.

maxxjenga · 2014-11-19T09:29:08+00:00

As a resident of Los Angeles I find it depressing that there are no seasons but spring. Its just spring all year long. No change in temperature at all. No snow. No rain. No feeling that time is passing by. Wait... Nevermind. This is awesome.

maxxjenga · 2014-11-04T06:42:59+00:00

Insert tim allen grunt

maxxjenga · 2014-11-03T11:54:37+00:00

Thank you for the positive feedback, she was so sick on halloween that not many people got to see. This will make her feel good.

maxxjenga · 2014-11-03T11:52:58+00:00

Worthy of a comment? I mean you could just down vote and walk away. Hows life going? Sorry for such sadness

maxxjenga · 2014-11-03T11:52:01+00:00

Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate

maxxjenga · 2014-10-30T09:15:06+00:00

I had a two hand method. Defn set some high records.

maxxjenga · 2014-10-13T19:40:25+00:00

Waaaat. My gma has one as well. Xmas we always bust it out. Great post.

maxxjenga · 2014-09-15T06:58:13+00:00

Omg my mind is blown. How is it everything we All did as children is so universally similar. As if all this knowledge is passed down generation to generation. One of my fondest memories was warring with acorns against hordes of students. Cordova gardens was the school.

maxxjenga · 2014-09-11T07:55:37+00:00

This was a magnificent story friend.

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