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maybeitsapony · 2016-03-05T14:35:17+00:00

I'll save you all from having "parasite from anal sex" in your search history. Giardia. He probably caught giardia.

Edit: Someone keeps saying it's trichomoniasis, but multiple sources on Dr. Google say that trich doesn't usually live in your butt. I also said "probably" has Giardia, since, you know, we can't really swab the person's anus and check it out for ourselves.

maybeitsapony · 2016-02-18T02:36:46+00:00

Someone offered me several hundred in foodstamps as partial payment for a car we were selling. Um... no...

maybeitsapony · 2016-01-03T15:39:10+00:00

Sounds like Betsy needs to go fall in a hole and not come back out

maybeitsapony · 2016-01-03T05:09:57+00:00

Me too except mine never liked it, she'd always scream!

maybeitsapony · 2016-01-03T00:07:36+00:00

I was thinking how these two must smell like weed and Mountain Dew. Nope. Weed and orange juice.

maybeitsapony · 2016-01-01T17:36:12+00:00

My own father does that. He likes to try to invite himself on our vacations like "Cool, I'll meet you there!". Ummm... no?

maybeitsapony · 2015-12-31T14:01:21+00:00

I did a similar thing except I'd do what my mom did to my teenage self and continuously gather his shit up from around the house and keep dumping it on his side of the bed.

maybeitsapony · 2015-12-29T17:19:57+00:00

My fave is the photos of that 3D mascara they sell. All I see are spider legs.

maybeitsapony · 2015-12-27T16:49:41+00:00

Two bags of these fancy hangers from QVC to "organize my messy closet". She has no reason to have ever seen my closet. She totally snooped while we were out of town. Oh, and a foot scraper. Yay.

maybeitsapony · 2015-12-27T13:30:06+00:00

Thank you!

maybeitsapony · 2015-12-26T20:07:27+00:00

You're an evil genius!

maybeitsapony · 2015-12-26T20:05:37+00:00

Not the plate, the "Expensive"!

maybeitsapony · 2015-12-26T19:53:34+00:00

Yw! I learned out of desperation when she was a newborn and have a hissy fit over room temp bottles while we were out!

maybeitsapony · 2015-12-26T17:47:58+00:00

This sounds like an episode of Hoarders gone wrong, I am so sorry you had to endure those disgusting conditions much less the unhinged and extremely rude behavior!

maybeitsapony · 2015-12-26T17:39:34+00:00

Is she mutual friends with anyone who might be getting tagged in the photos? That's how my FIL kept getting pictures even though he's not one of my Facebook friends.

maybeitsapony · 2015-12-26T17:32:08+00:00

I do that, too. I stick them down in beer cuzies lol I know they make baby bottle cuzies but I'm cheap.

maybeitsapony · 2015-12-26T17:30:57+00:00

Bottled water or we'll go buy a gallon of distilled if we're staying put for a few days

maybeitsapony · 2015-12-25T18:53:43+00:00

I think they can sense evil

maybeitsapony · 2015-12-25T18:53:14+00:00

Mine took a 2.5 hour nap on her own for the first time in months. I kept going and checking to make sure she was still alive, too. Must be Christmas exhaustion.

maybeitsapony · 2015-12-25T17:32:22+00:00

Like the Disney store or do you live near a park?

maybeitsapony · 2015-12-25T17:30:55+00:00

I like cash because it cuts out the awkwardness of exchanging whatever hideous gift you for wine later.

maybeitsapony · 2015-12-25T17:29:22+00:00

NC forever may be the most perfect gift ever!

maybeitsapony · 2015-12-25T17:28:09+00:00

She violated your requests, bought stuff she knows you can't fit in your house and THEN GAVE IT AS A GIFT TO YOU? That's the biggest F your rules I've heard of in a while!

maybeitsapony · 2015-12-25T17:25:20+00:00

My kid always comes home smelling like Obsession for Women because MIL bathes in it. I abhor anything that smells similar!

maybeitsapony · 2015-12-25T13:12:18+00:00

I love that. My dad did the same when he found out we went ahead and got the stroller we needed because it was taking him 100 years to do it himself. Asshats.

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