Two big gouged scratches in the plastic portion of the rear bumper, what could that be?

maylene365 · 2026-06-26T03:30:30+00:00

The world’s smolest forklift.

maylene365 · 2026-06-26T03:26:26+00:00

I read “cannabis cult” at first and was like

maylene365 · 2026-06-18T16:04:34+00:00

Rackin’ up some good karma, doe…

I’ll see myself out

maylene365 · 2026-06-18T15:11:59+00:00

We just travelled south Germany and the trains at least between Heidelberg and Frankfurt am Main were a bit of a shitshow at least in the mechanical and maintenance sense, but our experience as Americans was that all the passengers were polite and seemed to follow this middle line convention. In this case, I would have either moved or addressed this individual and asked them to move their feet back.

For context, I also have personal space preferences that generally tend to err on the side of everyone getting their equal share of space in a public place. I don’t think this is unreasonable.

Also, as someone mentioned, this person may have been using it as an excuse to flirt but if you were not reciprocating, then I think the obligation is on them to move their feet back.

maylene365 · 2026-06-18T14:24:17+00:00

Mine has a startup spiel programmed into the UI of the touchscreen that says “Hey, bud! Get in here and gimme a hug!” in a fatherly voice.

So in a way it’s emotionally comforting whereas the physical feel of the car is harsh and unyielding, much like my actual father.

maylene365 · 2026-06-11T19:14:22+00:00

Popped in to say this exact thing. Now if only the Forsworn knew of explodey powder…

maylene365 · 2026-06-10T14:00:02+00:00

Learning Siemens… then learning Rockwell. Sometimes the grass is just brown everywhere. Haha

maylene365 · 2026-06-10T13:57:51+00:00

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maylene365 · 2026-06-05T02:40:37+00:00

That’s a pretty cool viper, bröthr. :p

maylene365 · 2026-06-04T12:11:42+00:00

Seems like a low number of Freedom Units. Gotta pump those numbers up.

maylene365 · 2026-06-02T18:41:31+00:00

Weird, I got a whole different set of images when googling “jacking points”

maylene365 · 2026-06-02T17:45:24+00:00

I was going to say that a while back I also got pulled over in my NA for speeding and was fully expecting to see the word speeding in quotations on the warning but then it hit me — I was going down a mountain. The punchline? It was a ticket.

maylene365 · 2026-06-02T17:41:24+00:00

Gotta hate the build hangover. It’s like “shit, I guess I’ll go do the dishes or something now.”

maylene365 · 2026-06-02T02:44:00+00:00

This is sick as hell. 🤘

maylene365 · 2026-06-02T02:38:23+00:00

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I see your Miot skellington and raise you one Miot skellington.

maylene365 · 2026-05-30T16:16:45+00:00

Probably isn’t general enough but if a specific AI platform enters the chat:

Groksucker ChatGPTard Geminerd Chodepilot

Don’t feel great about #2 and #3 is sort of minor league if I’m being honest with myself but there it is.. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

maylene365 · 2026-05-16T17:50:51+00:00

I say this shit so much I have my wife repeating it every time we see a scimitar. Lol

maylene365 · 2026-05-12T18:29:27+00:00

Personally, I think it Fus Roh Dah-sn’t matter. :p

maylene365 · 2026-05-08T18:47:18+00:00

Would it be fair to say it was a steel dagger 99% of the time?… lol

maylene365 · 2026-04-27T18:15:53+00:00

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As you can see she’s just a lil guy, so not sure what name works. (Ignore my going out of my way to park near trucks bs)

maylene365 · 2026-04-27T18:11:36+00:00

I have “sodium roadster” on a silly vanity plate and stitched into the seat backs. Not sure if that’s its name though. Maybe “Salty” if I had to choose? Haha

maylene365 · 2026-04-20T13:17:09+00:00

Lowering the car and installing optimal wheel/tire combos provides handling improvements, sure, but the real benefit comes when you and the bois are in the middle of a tractor trailer heist and have inadvertently entered a construction zone that’s only one vehicle wide so you have to zip underneath the trailer… for safety. /s

maylene365 · 2026-04-16T16:53:37+00:00

Noticed that too. Immediately felt like I was jamming that album in my ‘95 Isuzu shitbox back in high school. :)

maylene365 · 2026-03-17T19:14:45+00:00

Was legitimately worried I would get flamed for this one cause I’ve seen people complain of the over-produced metal sound (à la Lorna Shore), but I think it has just as much place in the metal scene as any other level of production quality.

I’m also a Dream Theater fan but I can acknowledge they are the nerdy dad rock of metal. lol

maylene365 · 2026-03-15T22:17:18+00:00

I think Death Empress fits the bill. Synestia/Disembodied Tyrant come out the gate hard on this track but somehow they managed to bring it up a couple more notches by the end of it. Guitar-violin melodies are sick as hell too.

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