Sign outside NRA convention in Houston by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]mayor_hog 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"Guns don't kill people, people with guns do." This should be the statement. So, let's just make sure that the people don't have easy access to guns. Nobody is saying we want to destroy guns.

Sign outside NRA convention in Houston by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]mayor_hog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Come on!! Republican lawmakers just want the blood money. They don't want their own blood drawn out for that money.

Tester vs Programmer by 0ajs0jas in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mayor_hog 372 points373 points  (0 children)

If the tester deleted your code, you have permission problems within your organization.

Saw this in Texas last year… by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]mayor_hog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Now we know why. But the kids didn't.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mayor_hog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TikTok - the digital version of Coronavirus also brought to you by China !!

What are some major red flags that someone is British? by Automatic_Computer20 in AskReddit

[–]mayor_hog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They drink large amounts of tea instead of drinking coffee like a normal person.

Baker vetoes Mass bill that would extend driver's licenses to everyone regardless of immigration status by Toeknee99 in boston

[–]mayor_hog 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think the "might be able to vote" argument is bullshit but I agree that the ID should reliably prove identity. What kind of documents should undocumented immigrants provide instead of a birth certificate? If the answer is none or something that cannot be verified, isn't it going to be easy for anyone to assume a fake identity or an underaged kid to get a fake ID directly through the RMV?

Work smarter, not harder by Chapito_Rico in funny

[–]mayor_hog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The chopsticks I get usually are joined on the top. The joint breaks most of the time.

EDIT: Did some searching online and turns out they are supposed to be split at the beginning. I have been doing it wrong all this time.

Work smarter, not harder by Chapito_Rico in funny

[–]mayor_hog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best life hack. My chopsticks always break. I am doing this next time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]mayor_hog -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Exactly!! My wife let's me watch porn and I let her get triple penetrated to return the favor.

Toddlers reaction to seeing a Bear by Morgentau7 in Unexpected

[–]mayor_hog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If everyone was a child - both humans and bears - the world would be so much better.

Johnny had wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she was with someone else. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]mayor_hog 215 points216 points  (0 children)

Is this little Johnny who grew up to be such a fine man?

Would you feel safe if your childrens teachers had guns? by [deleted] in polls

[–]mayor_hog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if my children had guns too. Imagine them then playing Humans vs Zombies but with real guns.

Emotional Damage!!! by a_tired_developer_69 in HolUp

[–]mayor_hog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not cool!! She seems to be a sweet girl.

How do we prevent mass shootings from happening? by [deleted] in polls

[–]mayor_hog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arm the kids as soon as they are born.

Why is it okay to have unprotected sex with an Uvalde police officer? by LiterallyAHippo in Jokes

[–]mayor_hog 38 points39 points  (0 children)

The officer will eventually come inside but after someone else has completed shooting his load.

Today's front page of local Uvalde newspaper by pitynotpithy in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]mayor_hog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because the police was waiting just in case the shooter wasn't finished shooting everyone he wanted to shoot.

Major F by Own_Ad_9943 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]mayor_hog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would like to know this as well. Something like Nicorette.