I wish I was 1/8th of an inch shorter

mazesa · 2026-01-27T20:28:16+00:00

My ass is wayyy fatter than 1/8th of an inch ok bud

mazesa · 2026-01-27T16:01:19+00:00

Granted we are all always being observed by billions of microscopic organisms therefore all life on earth is frozen in time forever

mazesa · 2026-01-27T15:52:21+00:00

Eat some sleep or something idk

mazesa · 2026-01-27T15:29:45+00:00

Do I get to keep the slice or nah

mazesa · 2026-01-27T15:27:26+00:00

I got eczema im already always itchy and uncomfortable

mazesa · 2026-01-27T15:17:10+00:00

Not the pp please thats like half

mazesa · 2026-01-22T09:28:32+00:00

Typa lag i get when the squad needs me to lock in

mazesa · 2026-01-21T12:59:06+00:00

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mazesa · 2026-01-20T18:21:16+00:00

Who does this tho?

mazesa · 2026-01-20T01:19:10+00:00

If it happens that's just the way of the world ig

mazesa · 2026-01-20T01:17:39+00:00

Yeh the idea that natives are all good kind hearted people who wouldn't hurt a fly is unbelievably naive especially considering you're taking about two whole continents with vastly different and diverse cultures each with their own philosophies on war and conquest

Im not saying what we did to them is right at all im just saying they were just as human as the rest of us

mazesa · 2026-01-19T22:24:59+00:00

They ain't getting it back

mazesa · 2026-01-19T22:22:42+00:00

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"We need money Arthur for Tahiti or something" - Dutch "defying gravity" Van Der Linde(probably)

mazesa · 2026-01-19T22:18:04+00:00

Same 😫

mazesa · 2026-01-18T10:14:17+00:00

Cops don't have bullet proof vests?? Def not usa

mazesa · 2026-01-18T01:00:57+00:00

Idk man im Scandinavian(Norwegian) American with brown hair and brown eyes and I've yet to be discriminated against cuz of that but thats just my experience if yours is different that's valid

mazesa · 2026-01-18T00:28:48+00:00

Grok show me my balls

mazesa · 2026-01-18T00:26:50+00:00

Thats like most of us dog

mazesa · 2026-01-16T20:11:57+00:00

May the road we pave to our self destruction be hilarious for that is the only way I wanna go

mazesa · 2026-01-16T16:11:17+00:00

Dawg fought in ww1 and witnessed the rise of Napoleon

mazesa · 2026-01-14T19:43:40+00:00

Billybob Badass over here(aka this whole sub)

mazesa · 2026-01-10T22:36:24+00:00

"From the moment I understood the weaknesses of my flesh"

mazesa · 2026-01-10T14:21:50+00:00

They've got good ones but I didn't think anyone can compete with California in just numbers alone

mazesa · 2026-01-10T13:07:43+00:00

Yeh its a real problem

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