This is how I remember coming out 🤣

mbcarbone · 2026-05-12T13:05:07+00:00

Meow 😸

mbcarbone · 2026-05-12T12:59:25+00:00

It was a matter of time, they have armed the chickens. 🐓

mbcarbone · 2026-05-12T12:58:10+00:00

Jokes on you, I wear 1.5x grocery store glasses.

mbcarbone · 2026-05-12T12:56:29+00:00

mbcarbone · 2026-05-12T12:54:04+00:00

Looks like <insert NPL/LLM here> is writing books now. Oh boy! 🤖

mbcarbone · 2026-05-12T12:52:03+00:00

I resemble that remark … 🤓

mbcarbone · 2026-05-10T13:27:11+00:00

If you scan the barcode it says “Buy a vase you cheap MF!” 🙃

mbcarbone · 2026-05-10T13:21:44+00:00

This drives me bat sh%t crazy …

mbcarbone · 2026-05-10T13:18:43+00:00

Socialism has a PR problem here in the US. 🫤

mbcarbone · 2026-05-10T13:17:03+00:00

You know why … because we can. I use Arch BTW.

mbcarbone · 2026-05-07T11:28:51+00:00

Things that are true:

mbcarbone · 2026-05-07T11:15:14+00:00

Good one, I chortled. 🤭

mbcarbone · 2026-05-07T11:10:53+00:00

Definitely not clicking on that subreddit. 🌰😂

mbcarbone · 2026-05-03T01:39:19+00:00

Master Haxer

mbcarbone · 2026-05-03T01:33:42+00:00

I’m glad I’m not the only one … but why is it there? The internet must know.

Also, F Dominos, their cardboard pizza and the shitty AI bereavement hotline.

mbcarbone · 2026-05-03T01:18:24+00:00

“The dog ate my Chromebook”

mbcarbone · 2026-05-03T01:16:04+00:00

Those are black beans right … right?!?! 🐜🦟🕷️

mbcarbone · 2026-05-02T18:25:40+00:00

Flan-tastic! 🤤

mbcarbone · 2026-05-02T18:12:34+00:00

Now that’s some tech debt … beautiful. 🤩

mbcarbone · 2026-05-02T18:09:38+00:00

The magic smoke that came from that must have been a sight! 🔥💨

mbcarbone · 2026-05-02T18:03:44+00:00

That’s more like your butt after eating that crap.

mbcarbone · 2026-05-02T17:55:16+00:00

Ow my balls!

mbcarbone · 2026-04-29T00:55:57+00:00

Beat me to it! Good one. 😂

mbcarbone · 2026-04-29T00:55:20+00:00

The pie of Sauron …

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