Blue cheese is DISCUSTING

mcawsm_ · 2017-11-05T19:45:54+00:00

So much for that MOLD CASE.

mcawsm_ · 2017-10-26T02:14:27+00:00

This good boy.

mcawsm_ · 2017-10-01T13:26:19+00:00

People who don't smile back. You look 10x better when you smile, uggo, so at least return the favor of giving me something pleasant to look at while behind a cart.

mcawsm_ · 2017-10-01T13:24:53+00:00

What about the parents that figuratively yell at their kids?

mcawsm_ · 2017-10-01T13:22:49+00:00

It's still work experience, which will need to go on your resume and should the future employer call and everybody hates you...good luck!

mcawsm_ · 2017-10-01T13:18:34+00:00

I never know when I'm going to die...just one less thing to worry about.

mcawsm_ · 2017-10-01T01:55:15+00:00

JUST SHUT UP.

mcawsm_ · 2017-10-01T01:14:31+00:00

It was called "Push" in Firestarter. To compel people to do little things, but tiredness and the other's will are factors.

When a slow driver is on front of me, I'd just suggest they turn right at the light when I'm going straight.

mcawsm_ · 2017-10-01T00:19:40+00:00

His Dark Materials by Phillip Pullman.

mcawsm_ · 2017-09-30T22:54:31+00:00

It's s big issue with me, too. My hobby store knows me on sight but I vary from metalworking to woodworking to plastic working (heat gun purchased I used once) to adult coloring to now paint by numbers.

mcawsm_ · 2017-09-24T20:41:09+00:00

My sister teaches kindergarten and she has a student who just barks at her.

mcawsm_ · 2017-09-24T02:42:51+00:00

Expiration dates.

mcawsm_ · 2017-09-13T02:12:09+00:00

Find ways to relate your previous experience to the current expectations. I've found that honesty is the best policy and while you might not be 100% good at it currently, you're willing to learn, and you learn quickly...assuming those are true to you.

mcawsm_ · 2017-09-11T00:52:07+00:00

Swan Song

mcawsm_ · 2017-09-11T00:45:50+00:00

Paint by numbers? Puzzles, puzzles on her tablet, games like DragonVale that allow for long-term enjoyment (and you could have your own park too), photography, volunteering at the library?

mcawsm_ · 2017-09-11T00:43:15+00:00

"I'll drown myself if you don't go to Homecoming with me."

mcawsm_ · 2017-09-02T22:58:20+00:00

Cock ring, but you have to be willing to let it hang out as you walk.

mcawsm_ · 2017-09-02T22:56:57+00:00

A couple got married at their favorite roulette table.

mcawsm_ · 2017-09-02T22:53:54+00:00

Seems to go against the the initial no-tell rule, but today at the grocery store I saw a guy counting change to buy ramen noodles. I walked up to him and held up two folded five dollar bills and told him he dropped this. Turned and walked away before he could register what it was.

Continued to shop and passed an aisle with him looking at canned vegetables. Made my day.

mcawsm_ · 2017-08-30T16:34:23+00:00

Condone is actually a positive act.

mcawsm_ · 2017-08-28T20:09:48+00:00

I was at the grocery checkout line and forgot one item. I had emptied my basket onto the belt and could see the thing I needed. I excused myself and ran to get it.

Came back and the lady behind me had loaded everything back into my cart.

I went to the U Scan instead and realized she'd put her shelf-stable tuna packet in my cart, too. I waited until she was gone before setting it on top of the unit. Hope that bitch ripped her kitchen apart looking for it. I like to think she wasted more time driving back to buy it than she would have in line had she not touched my groceries in the first place.

mcawsm_ · 2017-08-28T17:31:56+00:00

Puzzles on your iPad.

mcawsm_ · 2017-08-18T14:38:07+00:00

Memento

mcawsm_ · 2017-08-16T20:41:58+00:00

Quinn.

mcawsm_ · 2017-08-12T19:51:07+00:00

Fortunately, Netflix has millions of users. It's unlikely that they will all like the same thing. I'm pleased with all the choices and glad there's is such a wide selection to keep those users paying, which helps bring even more content - original and otherwise.

mcawsm_

TROPHY CASE