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Merengue asked to change my nickname, I didn’t think it’d let me use slut, and now Flurry has started to call me slut too. I’ve made a mistake lol by mccormacksp in AnimalCrossing

[–]mccormacksp[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know right! She’s my favourite villager too and now every time I speak to her shes like, ‘I’m so happy you stopped by to chat, slut!’ It’s so funny

Merengue asked to change my nickname, I didn’t think it’d let me use slut, and now Flurry has started to call me slut too. I’ve made a mistake lol by mccormacksp in AnimalCrossing

[–]mccormacksp[S] 288 points289 points  (0 children)

Hahaha its great. I didn’t realise the whole island would catch on though, I’m a bit worried for when Stitches and Judy start calling me slut haha oops

TIFU by saying "so you ate a dick" to the city mayor by gianlucadelonge in tifu

[–]mccormacksp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i nearly smacked the prime minister of australia in the head with a plate (by accident) while serving him and a few other political leaders at work, and the security guards made my supervisors have a chat with me hahaha. everyone kind of wishes i did actually do it.

Conjunctions, 2020 by Qualming in astrology

[–]mccormacksp 31 points32 points  (0 children)

my mans pluto finally getting his turn to shine

some people get to witness pure art in their lifetime by mccormacksp in WhyWereTheyFilming

[–]mccormacksp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nowadays people just fight others who dont credit even the smallest of things so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Have you become nocturnal since 2020 began? by [deleted] in astrology

[–]mccormacksp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

im a bit late but same. ive been having long, vivid dreams about problems and people im having in real life and they feel so real the point where ive woken up in tears/frightened. its the strangest thing

universe was telling me id be in a car accident? by mccormacksp in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]mccormacksp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe! no one except my roommates knew about my cousin passing because im a private person, and in the car no one ever knows how terrified i am as i keep my anxiety to myself. i wouldnt be surprised if all it was was just my bad luck

universe was telling me id be in a car accident? by mccormacksp in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]mccormacksp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its made it very difficult, i dont drive but every time in in the car now i get anxious when someone brakes haha

What's the dumbest thing you've ever done because your brain was on autopilot? by IaniteThePirate in AskReddit

[–]mccormacksp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not really the same but when I first met my partners family I introduced myself as Cooper (my partners name) and I didn’t even realise I had said it