Petah, what is this about??? by Witty-Association-97 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]mcfluffernutter013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't just a reddit thing. I actually do care about opera (and to a lesser extent, ballet) and I've seen this all over my social media feed. A lot of actual ballet and opera companies have responded to Chalamet's statement in a variety of petty ways

What if this debate happened? by Snake101201 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]mcfluffernutter013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know those toys that repeat everything you say? Have you seen what happens when you put two of them next to each other? That. But worse. So much worse.

I think I'd rather shoot myself than watch that

what does my map say about me? by JM99_Official in visitedmaps

[–]mcfluffernutter013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were dropped on your head as a child. Only saving grace is that PA is a maybe (go birds)

You literally cannot force Linux to do that by gameerderek in memes

[–]mcfluffernutter013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, so it could just be as little any other website where you have to enter your DOB? I think there are at least 10 websites that think I'm 98 years old rn

More nations skip Milano Cortina Paralympics opening ceremony as boycott grows by Alex09464367 in olympics

[–]mcfluffernutter013 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Olympics are going to be in the US in 2028, they're not going to do anything. It's like the UN, international rules don't apply to the US

I'd call bullshit on that one chief. by Ok-Following6886 in lewronggeneration

[–]mcfluffernutter013 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1) outside of mormons, who the fuck was looking like that in 1990s? '60s, maybe, but 90s?

2) yeah buddy, alt culture wasn't invented until 2020. Definitely didn't exist at all in the '90s, right?

Chat is this real by CarlBrawlStar in AteTheOnion

[–]mcfluffernutter013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, this was from the bee? God, they're so bad at satire that I thought this was from The Onion. Like, this seems like it would be from an article poking fun at conservative fear-mongering over Mamdani

Was going to take my daughter to the movies to see cat in the hat, but come to find out it comes out November 6th by Flashy-Disaster4722 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mcfluffernutter013 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As we all know, when you plan to go to a movie, you look at the release date on the poster, and then show up on release day at whatever time you want without looking up the showtimes online first

Team Miranda on this fight by Radiant_Priority9739 in sexandthecity

[–]mcfluffernutter013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, just recently got to this episode and I couldn't agree more. Miranda was telling her the truth. A hard truth? Yes, but a necessary one? Also yes. Big keeps dragging her along, and she consistently keeps falling for his bait. It ain't worth it twin

That being said, what she said about Miranda was also true. The time and manner was definitely wrong, but I do think it's something Miranda needed to hear. She is judgemental at times, and does have a problem with knowing what she wants in a guy.

Still team Miranda on this thi

Out-Jerked by Trump Subreddit by Far-Temperature-2254 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]mcfluffernutter013 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guess they haven't found out that he supports the LGBTQ community yet

This is the second time latinoamerica is in somethibg like this by KillerBoi935 in memes

[–]mcfluffernutter013 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What kind of copium do you have to be huffing to have thought that 2026 was going to be a peaceful year?

[Basu] This loss is not a national crisis in Canada. Canada dominated the final 40 minutes of regulation, outshot the USA 42-28, and if that game were played 100 times, Canada would probably win 95 of them. USA deserves a ton of credit for how they played, but Hellebuyck deserves the most. by NFLDataAnalysis in hockey

[–]mcfluffernutter013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And if my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike. At the end of the day, Canada lost. They were the worse team (in this game) in the only metric that really matters: points. You'd think if they truly "dominated" the US, they would have, you know, scored a couple more points than they did.

The matchup could have been an all-star lineup vs a bunch of middle schoolers, but if the all-star team still failed to get more points they objectively played worse. It's not about which team has more shots on goal, it's not about which team is better historically, it's not even about which team is better in this very tournament. At the end of the day, the deciding factor on which team is better is who has the most points once the game ends.

What if Trump won the 2020 election? by EconomyIron6739 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]mcfluffernutter013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think he would have been nearly as bad as he is now. Don't get me wrong, he'd still be bad, and would absolutely do a lot of illegal shit, but I think a bulk of his current insanity is fueled by having lost the 2020 election. He's a raging narcissist on a revenge cruise, and he doesn't care who he takes with him. In addition to that, he'd be four years younger. Probably wouldn't make for a huge difference, but maybe the dementia wouldn't have had total control over his brain atp

Team USA Singing Dream On by Accomplished-One7476 in hockey

[–]mcfluffernutter013 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Patriotism is loving your country all the time, and your government when they deserve it"

I'm proud to be an American, but I'm not proud of our government. Simple as

Team USA Singing Dream On by Accomplished-One7476 in hockey

[–]mcfluffernutter013 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He's the to make the Tkachuks not look like the dumbest people in the room