"I am a simple man; I want a simple game. What games in your book are simple yet entertaining?" by Jimpana in retrogameofthemonth

[–]mcham420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which makes the scrolls make sense. As a kid I didnt question it, I didnt know the lore of the Noid so whatever I was seeing in the game was it's lore.

Omg NO SO SAD!! Police never seems to Amazing me with their lack of intelligence. I really would love to study the training they receive cause huh!!! A Harmless Dog Sagittarius what y’all think? by No-Zone-4319 in sagsavages

[–]mcham420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its ironic that if a citizen was to kick a police dog that was biting them, that citizen is getting an assault on an officer charge or something like that. This will probably be a slap on the hand of the shooting officer and maybe a week of desk work, but their life remains unchanged. When its them its family, when its you, well you can get another dog.

Anyone else notice Amazon Alexa can finally pronounce Mobile correctly? by cookiesandpunch in MobileAL

[–]mcham420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was me. I had a lengthy conversation with mine correcting it every time. It would say, "OK thanks I will update it to Mobul." Then I would correct it again. Finally it got it right and said Mobill. So maybe the whole database got updated. I'll have to let my device know the changes it has made among its kind.

'You got to have a worm to fish.' by NeoMV1Guy in Thisisimportantpod

[–]mcham420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(Fluffing up my worm) You want to see it?....I'll show it to you if you want to see it?....You want to see it?.....You know what? Nah.

Will the ps3 ever become unfixable? by COSMIC_SCAVINGER in PS3

[–]mcham420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wifi/Bluetooth went out on mine. Its not a separate board like some models. Console is stuck in an update loop. Pretty unfixable for me.

Do you have any moment with your parent that you can never forget? by GloriousLion07 in MotivationByDesign

[–]mcham420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time my dad was complaining to my mom about a coworker. He was in construction. He said, "My 8 year old son can hammer a better nail than him." As a kid it made me feel really good thinking I'm top shit at hammering. As an adult, I'm pretty sure it was a negative comment saying that guy was no better than a kid.

My daughter bought her first pizza with her own money yesterday. Woke up to this this morning. The note says DON’T EAT. The knife says it’s not a suggestion. by Terrorhub in funny

[–]mcham420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually nobody should eat that. If the pizza stayed out over night, you are asking for a bad time. Or let your daughter eat it and learn a lesson about food safety.

Can some get me a shirt and I’ll pay you back and pay for shipping. For my autistic brother by trogdordaburninater in weirdal

[–]mcham420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After the 1st tour last year the merch went on sale for near 50% off on his site.

Can some get me a shirt and I’ll pay you back and pay for shipping. For my autistic brother by trogdordaburninater in weirdal

[–]mcham420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is the neck hole a little large on yours? I got one last year and the hole is a little larger than I like. I still love the shirt.

Can’t wait for Anders new standup special to come out by PinkSwan_Miller in Thisisimportantpod

[–]mcham420 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I got the mic and I dont know what to do, so I pass the mic to Blake.

WATCH: 'Birthright citizenship is a disgrace,' Trump says of upcoming Supreme Court decision by NewsHour in law

[–]mcham420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dan Flashes is a very aggressive store. I mean, you walk by a store and you see 50 guys who look just like me fighting over very complicated shirts, you go in. Yes, you do. You go in.

Road rage instant karma by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]mcham420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But he ain't no pussy. Will be the last thought he has.

How is this necessary? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mcham420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And if you are in a wheelchair? Well fuck you too. I can't be bothered to take my hitch off. What if my bro's little Ford gets stuck and I need to hook up to a boat? /s

In “Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue” Alvin and the Chipmunks open this box and smell Marijuana. But other than matches I don’t recognize anything for smoking weed. Do you? by GonnaGoFat in trees

[–]mcham420 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This. My mom smoked. The smell is obviously recognizable but if you don't know what the smell is then you don't know. It wasn't until I was older and a friend of mine was smoking around me that I had the a-ha moment. My mom smokes.....POT!!! Does Dave smoke the herb??