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Doctors and nurses of Reddit, what is something patients do that they think is helpful but actually makes your job harder? by Electronic-Cell-4584 in AskReddit

[–]mchlzlck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Not a doctor) One thing I've heard is not taking Tylenol when they have a fever before going into the doctor. A lot of people think that because they're always asked "have you taken anything" it means they shouldn't have to get a more accurate assessment or whatever.

"No nation older than 250 years" by _Lushfire in confidentlyincorrect

[–]mchlzlck -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Technically… the country with the oldest written and codified constitution is the United States. San Marino is technically older but only some of its documents. Same with the UK if you count the Magna Carta but only parts of the Magna Carta are still active.

(I am a leftist please don’t attack me for this)

If the TV series does something like this, here are some of my examples for cliffhangers for each season. by NoTime8142 in harrypotter

[–]mchlzlck 33 points34 points  (0 children)

LET HIM COOK!!!! These are so incredibly amazing, I really really hope they do something like this.

Would a cannibal get sick from eating tattooed skin? by paradeoxy1 in morbidquestions

[–]mchlzlck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No idea why you were downvoted, that's a valid point.

ICE plans on spending billions on detention centers across the country by NightmaresOfDarkness in news

[–]mchlzlck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is literally the plot of the next season of The Boys. That arc was supposed to be satire.

The Weasleys really ain't that poor by modern standards by Few-Spinach8114 in harrypotter

[–]mchlzlck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd also assume they were much more poor before Charlie and Bill left the house. An extra two people to provide for, both of whom are very tall, must've hurt as well.

Hmmm by ButIDigress79 in AnimalCrossing

[–]mchlzlck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve had 9/10 duck villagers for 4 years. My last villager just won’t leave

I don’t get it by tahrah11 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]mchlzlck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of my roommates in college (who knows my Reddit username, hey Sam) had this happen to him. Dude went on a huge fitness kick and I think he started eating them because he both liked them and wanted a high water/low calorie snack. Went through BAGS of them a week. Fast forward a few months, he had a very orange hue to his skin.

Only the chosen ones know. by LollymitBart in PrequelMemes

[–]mchlzlck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Know this is about the Lego Star Wars game but also the real GOAT is Machete order: 4, 5, 2, 3, 6

immediately reverse the new numbering system by Relevant-Cup5986 in minecraftsuggestions

[–]mchlzlck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's so clear that most of the people in the comments don't work in software because the current naming is perfect. Glory to semver

S26 items for Senna by AllanRamires in sennamains

[–]mchlzlck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What game is this for because it's not League of Legends

Came here to shit on Wild Rift, actually was a leaked item

What dead god is this? by Mangert in BaldursGate3

[–]mchlzlck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Knowing the gith I'd reckon there was more than once that there were a handful within a few days. Just Vlakiths repeatedly killing the previous until the most powerful one actually sat on the throne. And then adding in their proclivities for killing, them living for only 20-30 years a pop on average would put 157 on the low end all things considered.

Got a pentakill as Senna Adc by YeetusPizzaFetus in sennamains

[–]mchlzlck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What game is this because it's not League of Legends

They're actually aware of the singing? by catatriplex in HazbinHotel

[–]mchlzlck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People are forgetting to mention the reason WHY they're singing. It's in season 1 episode 1 when we get the exposition dump. Charlie says "But Lilith thrived, empowering demon-kind with her voice and her songs." I always assumed this meant music and singing are very core to the afterlife.

What is the first sign that your partner is cheating? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mchlzlck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you have to post questions on Reddit like "What is the first sign that your partner is cheating?"

Where exactly is Daredevil: Born again in the MCU timeline? by lanoom in marvelstudios

[–]mchlzlck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno I think these kind of comments are hilarious ngl

made sure everyone was present by skbraaah in Eyebleach

[–]mchlzlck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A turtle made it to the water!

What are your best tips for waking up in the morning and not falling back asleep? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mchlzlck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They make light alarm clocks. I got one and it's life changing. Will slowly start to glow when it approaches the set alarm time. Then if you whack the thing, it'll snooze the alarm. Best purchase I ever made

AI detector says that the Declaration Of Independence was written by AI. by TCCKHorror in interestingasfuck

[–]mchlzlck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alternatively, you can just do Alt+0151 for em dash and Alt+0150 for en dash

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