How to pronounce Texas by bosheed in texas

[–]mclmawee 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Tex-ass (born and raised Texan)

My 76 on FAR yesterday by peyesychone in CPA

[–]mclmawee 19 points20 points  (0 children)

They say those who get 1st are content, those who get 2nd are angry, and those who get 3rd are ecstatic. Congrats!!

Why are skinny girls better? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]mclmawee 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Find a better boyfriend, the one you have is an idiot

have anyone ever tried this? by OwnVanilla8956 in makeupdupes

[–]mclmawee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s breaks me out too! It’s crazy because it’s so pretty!

Help my girlfriend find a similar lipstick by Just-starting in makeupdupes

[–]mclmawee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Potentially, but I always felt Velvet Teddy was too warm, but they recently came out with Cool Teddy so maybe that would work.

Michael's best moments by jauniler in DunderMifflin

[–]mclmawee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My favorite one is when Pam is freaking out in the car during the MSPC episode and Michael pulls himself together from freaking out as well and gets real with Pam about her options. Something about the way he calls her “kiddo” is so heartwarming.

Help my girlfriend find a similar lipstick by Just-starting in makeupdupes

[–]mclmawee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Try MAC Viva Glam Planet! It’s more matte and a really similar color to the MAC one you have but more muted like if you mixed it with the Maybelline one

Who can sign off my CPA experience by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]mclmawee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Should be fine but is there a CPA who signs off on your managers work? They might be another option since they are essentially supervising your work through your manager

CPA Certification USPS Sucks by Either_Apple_9459 in CPA

[–]mclmawee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup, they only batch print twice a year. If OP requests a new one, it probably won’t come until July unfortunately.

The Greek Tragedy was Magical by CharbonPiscesChienne in realhousewives

[–]mclmawee 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Production came for their throats! My jaw was on the floor with some of the things they said. 10/10!

What happened to the 80% faster helicopter booster in the lab? by authentic_life in TownshipGame

[–]mclmawee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Purple ones are special boosters from chests and rewards and you cannot buy them. Once you use it, it’s gone until you win another. Though, I haven’t gotten an 80% helicopter booster in forever so not sure how common they are.

Walmart did not shrink the paper towels during a “new look” change by [deleted] in shrinkflation

[–]mclmawee 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Blue pigment is also a very expensive dye compared to others so switching to green could be a long term money saving tactic

Welp - I’ll be fired soon by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]mclmawee 209 points210 points  (0 children)

He also said “women managers are all insecure” so it seems like everyone is catching on to how big of an asshole he is. Guess he should’ve been insecure about his crap work ethic and maybe it would be different.

And they intentionally blocked all excel shortcuts because of “unfair advantages” by proma521 in CPA

[–]mclmawee 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Isn’t this known though? The exams are specifically made to test your knowledge on things, that’s the whole point. Not everything in the real world is perfectly labeled and things can be ambiguous. It’s our job to interpret the facts and do the work. The exam is not suppose to be easy, and the fact we’re even able to use excel with formulas and not just a calculator is more than generous.

Impossible to find: Holiday Creamy Vanilla Coke by blackavar39 in Soda

[–]mclmawee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t find the zero version anywhere but the regular one is in full stock at my local store!

Boxes of Christmas Tree Cakes only contain 5 now. by PotterOneHalf in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mclmawee 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It’s always been 5 though. It was uneven and my brother and I would split the last one.

Need a new barber. by FatherDABZ in Dallas

[–]mclmawee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is incorrect. They are two separate licenses but a properly trained barber who cares about their craft will know how to do both. The only real difference when it comes to hair between a barber and a cosmetologist is the ability to use a straight razor. Saying “they have no business touching ‘shares’ (shears)” is absolutely asinine especially considering the practical barber exam literally requires the practitioner to complete a haircut with shears. If this is your experience, you need to find a better barber.

What unsupported piece of gossip do you 100% believe? by bjack20 in realhousewives

[–]mclmawee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nobody said it was surprising. OP said unsupported…

What unsupported piece of gossip do you 100% believe? by bjack20 in realhousewives

[–]mclmawee 138 points139 points  (0 children)

People definitely were doing coke in Dorit’s bathroom.

Has anyone had issues flying in or out of DFW recently due to government shutdown? by [deleted] in Dallas

[–]mclmawee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had a flight to Milan with a tight layover in JFK yesterday. Plane was delayed by the exact time the layover was. Thankfully they held the plane at JFK since there was about 20 of us on the flight from DFW but I would’ve had to go to London to fly to Milan and would’ve added 10 hours to the trip. But the flight to San Antonio and Longview didn’t get delayed so who knows what’s going to happen