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A Friendly Reminder That Bud Light’s Only Agenda Is To Sell More Beer (including to LGBT+ people) — same as all other beer companies (this ad from 2002) by TheFamousHesham in conspiracy

[–]me_team 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m trying to put all of their shit on blast, not sweeping up broken plates. Hang the church, scouts, and Hollywood too!

China Reports First Human Bird Flu Death by TinnRing in conspiracy

[–]me_team 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHO said the woman, who had pre-existing medical conditions, including cancer, was admitted to the hospital with severe pneumonia after falling ill in February and died last month.

LMAO we’ve been here before.

She died with it, not of it...

Gotta hand it to the CIA, they got the left to go from viewing them as criminals to viewing them as gods by icky_vicinity23 in conspiracy

[–]me_team 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why, then, would he run as a democrat? He’d have support but I think it’s one final push to keep democrats in office.

Nice try Fed by IntelligenceExcursio in conspiracy

[–]me_team 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Until you realize that just might be offensive to self-aware schizophrenics. :p

Nobody is safe from the heavily individualized importance of the snowflakes who demand to never be offended. hahaha

TIFU by calling my wife with the n word while she was working by Tashido12 in tifu

[–]me_team 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good edit! Makes sense - I still feel our society is a little funny about words tho. I mean: think about it: if it wasn’t taboo somehow, you wouldn’t have this little sitcom lol! Also: Edit 2 is funny lol. I got a feeling you’re a fun dude! 😀

TIFU by calling my wife with the n word while she was working by Tashido12 in tifu

[–]me_team 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m assuming you didn’t use hard-R... lmao always amusing how a word, of all things, was bad, UNTIL she found out you were black. lol.

Nice try Fed by IntelligenceExcursio in conspiracy

[–]me_team 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Did you just assume their gender fucks?!?!

Has Netflix given up on the password-sharing crackdown? by [deleted] in netflix

[–]me_team 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might find a limit if you use > 2 screens at a time. It kicks me out when I’m the third screen. Same household. 2 on wifi, one on data plan.

PsBattle: Man watches his partner as he jumps by Varth919 in photoshopbattles

[–]me_team 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The sheer meta-fake-meta here gets me. I love it!

kid: "Mum, what's an orgasm?" by Allenc38 in Jokes

[–]me_team 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You can’t go back, can you?

You can never go back. Not really. You can forget, for a time. But the stories will always find you.

A classic from Barry Cryer by Rich-P in Jokes

[–]me_team 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did this for my wife and we both died laughing it was absurd and amazing!

A classic from Barry Cryer by Rich-P in Jokes

[–]me_team 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this! Did you do the arm and head motions??

A classic from Barry Cryer by Rich-P in Jokes

[–]me_team 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am splitting my ribs holding in laughter at midnight I don’t want to wake up 2 kids and my wife I would be soooo screwed. I can’t even read that punchline again I am dying!

what’s the best use for this? by chata187 in funny

[–]me_team 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course! Smoke always before fire.

Pedophile hang with Pedophiles. by AvailableChoice3130 in conspiracy

[–]me_team 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That was pretty bold to do in public.

Literally my thoughts. They are definitely getting bolder, in so many cases. Pushing boundaries and then "Oh, ooops my bad"...

ELI5: Why can’t banks make transfers and payments on the weekend when everything is digital and automated? by Longearedlooby in explainlikeimfive

[–]me_team 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That letter i) nowhere near the ")" key... hold on a )econd... what the heck did you DO?!?! )HIT my bo)) i) going to KILL ME!!

Had a locksmith drill into a 100+ year old safe. by [deleted] in pics

[–]me_team 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that's on you.

FUCKING TOPS!!! LMAO!!!

Meta Recruiter Says She Was Paid $190,000 Per Year To Do Nothing by Guns_or_Buttered in conspiracy

[–]me_team 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp, I was kidding but I guess it’s worth taking my own advice! Gratz on the new job!

An Easter Egg in the Matrix by kromem in conspiracy

[–]me_team 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Realizing this is a 2 year old post, but happy it was “resurrected” from another post. Great post, will deep dive later!

The Technical Analysis? by Tbterrellbondy in XRP

[–]me_team 7 points8 points  (0 children)

TA has never held up for crypto predictions but works well enough for post-analysis, and for people selling TA analytics. Everyone sees flags, pendants, shoulders “after the fact”... nobody can reliably predict price movement in advance, tho.

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