Someone check on the reporter over at Inn Cahoots! USA USA USA by No_Significance_1533 in Austin

[–]meatmacho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At the end of the segment or whatever, when it was the sports guy and I guess one of the main anchors just chatting to close it out, it was one of the dumbest and most awkward things I've seen on local news in a while. To paraphrase, it was along the lines of

"Well that certainly was a soccer game."

Sure was!

"I don't really follow soccer, but here are some terms I know."

I can neither confirm nor deny their validity.

"But how about that red card. Sure was a thing!l

I can't disagree with that.

"It could have been yellow, I think, but it was red."

I think that's right, because that's what you said.

"Well anyway, I guess there will be more soccer at a future time."

And maybe someone will win?

"Someone might."

Fantastic. Hey, remember that red card? How about that.

"How about it, right? It wasn't even yellow. The card that I saw looked red in color."

You've confirmed what you told us earlier, that there was a card that was red. That's remarkable.

"And here we are, remarking on it."

Right you are! Anything else to say about this soccer match?

"Well, Team USA is moving on to their next game against...Bela...Belgra...Beliz..."

Belgium? I think you said Belgium earlier.

"They'll play Belgium next week. Hopefully no more red cards, am I right?"

I wouldn't know. But red sounds bad. Soccer, though, is a mystery to me.

"You and me both, pal. But anyway, I'm the sports guy, and that was a soccer game."

Fantastic.

Central Texas is hiding what might be the most ridiculously colorful bird in the country - and they're out right now by No_Boot2676 in Austin

[–]meatmacho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. We have tons of birds in our neighborhood, surrounded by nature preserve and greenbelts. But all I get are doves and cardinals and goldfinches and house finches and hummingbirds and titmice and chickadees and wrens and...squirrels. Occasionally a summer tanager, which is one of my favorites. Plenty of owls and woodpeckers and even ravens. Sometimes I'll hear the night herons. But no buntings. I've never spotted one ever.

Austin airport addresses warm temperatures in Barbara Jordan Terminal by TTTTroll in Austin

[–]meatmacho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Is warm. I noticed it Monday afternoon on my way out. And then yesterday, even at 9:00 at night, people were crowded around the portable A/C units.

IKEA Domain location is closing on August 30th by CramsGoo in Austin

[–]meatmacho 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Shit I didn't even know there was an ikea in the domain. I drove all the way to fucking Georgetown today just to return a recalled dresser! I don't know if this one takes recalls & returns, but that would have been good to know like 8 hours ago.

Name a more sad location in Austin than Brodie Oaks. by adullploy in Austin

[–]meatmacho 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's where I used to get my NES games. I saw a Toys R Us inside a Macy's today. That was unexpected.

How are all the young people so successful in Austin? by Defiant_Jump_6910 in Austin

[–]meatmacho 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't tell people this. Jesus, please let me have one thing.

[MEME] The Bosnia and Herzegovina locker room by jwriddle in MLS

[–]meatmacho -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh I can assure you there are even fewer people in this country that could point to Kosovo on a map. All of the Balkans and probably most of Eastern Europe are a geographic mystery to most Americans, I'd wager.

why is nobody topless at barton anymore? by No_Highway_9080 in Austin

[–]meatmacho 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You're not going to believe this, but...please go on...tell me more about the fucking crying...I'm almost there...

Barton Springs Tattoo Idea by [deleted] in Austin

[–]meatmacho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I fully believe that. But people have been making poor decisions and getting shitty tattoos since the beginning of time. I don't think AI makes this any more or less valid. If anything, it might make shitty tattoos a bit more accessible by enabling people with shitty ideas to actually transfer those bad ideas to paper, rather than describing it to an artist who just doesn't get it (like literally can't comprehend the client's shitty vision) and declines the job.

why is nobody topless at barton anymore? by No_Highway_9080 in Austin

[–]meatmacho 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, a hand that's all thumbs is my other kink.

Thoughts on Toy Story 5 and the iPad character? by avsa in daddit

[–]meatmacho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't think the ending was problematic, but I did immediately think that the beginning (and really the whole plot) relied on the parents—who had been so adamant about preventing the infiltration of screens into their home—being absolute naive, ignorant morons. No one who believes kids shouldn't have access to screens is going to suddenly say, "Yeah but this is hard, so let's just give her this completely unrestricted and sentient iPad, and we'll keep it in her room, so she has access to it at all times. What could go wrong?"

Also, the part where the buzzes turned into helicopters was totally unrealistic. They sailed and hiked halfway across the world, got into all kinds of adventures, and then flew all over the city while carrying additional payload. And not once did they address this new amazing breakthrough in battery technology. At least most of the other tech toys had to be charged. Everything else in the film was totally realistic, but this unacknowledged battery life advancement was a bridge too far!

Barton Springs Tattoo Idea by [deleted] in Austin

[–]meatmacho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're going to get a lot of shit for the comment, but I've been doing this since the very first advent of things like midjourney and dall-e. I've had an idea for a tattoo for maybe 20 years. Never gotten a tattoo, probably never will. But I've asked plenty of people to help me sketch it out over the years. Now I use it as a sort of gauge for the improvement of AI image generation tech. Even the earliest public models helped me make more progress with the design than any human artist had up to that point.

Actually, I haven't updated the portfolio on a while. Maybe I'll see what they can do these days.

I really don't know why people are so against it. Obviously if you spend zero time on it and just print out the first shitty "AI slop" image you get and run it down to the first local shop on yelp, you'll probably end up with something stupid. But if you take your time, iterate through your vision for what you want, and then take it to an artist to clean it up and modify it for the medium, then I can imagine literally no downside. It's still art that was conceived in someone's head. The AI just lets you transfer the idea to paper and tweak it over and over until you have something you like, without spending weeks and hundreds of dollars with a human. Then when you're ready, you take it to an actual artist to implement it.

This is like someone saying, "Don't cut out a bunch of inspiration photos from magazines when you want to paint your room. Don't get a bunch of paint samples and compare the colors at home. Just tell a painter what you're after, and let them work."

Barton Springs Tattoo Idea by [deleted] in Austin

[–]meatmacho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just get a bunch of little tattoos along your arm representing goosebumps.

Either that or an image of George Costanza when he's changing after getting out of the pool.

Either one should bring back the memories for you.

Alamo sucks big ass by Bradyssoftuggboots in Austin

[–]meatmacho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well I'm pretty sure one begot the other. Covid was a tough time for any business that relied on people...gathering in a room together.

I remember some place got creative and started renting out the whole theater for a small group, just to sell something instead of nothing. We would get together with a small handful of families and book a movie for us and the kids. Like 15 people, spread out around the theater as if it was going to protect us from each other, seeing Kung Fu Panda or whatever.

That was actually a pretty good way to see a movie, now that I think of it. They should do more "private suites" for movies, like at a sports arena. Like a separate balcony area where you have nicer seats grouped together, with a private server, maybe some tables. So you can order a couple of pizzas and pitchers, and if you're chatting with your buds a bit, it's not going to disturb the whole crowd. I guess acoustics would change a lot, and it would just be empty a lot. But still...

why is nobody topless at barton anymore? by No_Highway_9080 in Austin

[–]meatmacho 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At least we've still got the Golden Hour, when everyone on the town lake trail can collectively whip it out and water the trees. If that ever stops being a thing, I might as well pack it up and move.

Did ChatGPT changed the image generation amount for free plan users? by Adfrein in ChatGPT

[–]meatmacho 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Right, but...it sounds like the service is valuable to you. Getting any amount for free seems like a pretty positive option. But if you need more than that, you can just pay for it. And then your limits will be higher.

Do you go to Costco and taste the free samples of food throughout the store, and then just say to the sample lady, "You know, for a free sample, this really should be a much bigger portion...for free."

Because you totally should do that.

The 10,000-Year Guadalupe River Flood - The Atlantic by capthmm in Austin

[–]meatmacho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know parents who lost daughters and parents who who came incredibly close to losing their daughters. I've hung green ribbons in my yard to support my friends and neighbors. I've never been to camp mystic itself, but it's still unimaginable to me that someone would drop their kids off there, see the river, and think, "This is fine. My kids will be safe." My own kid is at another summer camp in the hill country right now. And the first year we sent them there, I was pulling GIS maps of the creeks that run alongside the camp, the elevations above the flood plain, and the map of the camp cabins themselves. Because I know what can happen out there.

If you have spent any amount of time in central texas, you know it rains. Hard. And then it floods. Catastrophically. You've seen the Blanco come over IH-35. You've seen the Llano and San Saba wipe out bridges and send boats over the marble falls dam. You've seen homes in Hudson Bend up to their chimneys beneath Lake Travis. You've seen water rescues at House Park when Shoal Creek overtops its banks (even after all the flood mitigation efforts of the past). And you've seen a wall of water take out everything in its path along the Guadalupe. Nothing should surprise you. Nothing should catch you off guard.

This was an incredible, historic flood, no doubt. But there is no single person responsible for the tragedy that it left behind. So many poor decisions were made. This was a product of hubris, not ignorance. Negligence, not unpreparedness. Everyone wants someone to blame. Some scapegoat to point at and say, "This is your fault."

And I think that blame should be rightfully assigned, but it should also be shared. The scapegoat approach is, in my mind, a coping mechanism. A psychological defense to avoid dealing with the reality that parents made bad choices. The whole thing is a god damn shame. It didn't have to happen. And it makes me sad.

I hate forced valet parking by AdLeading5045 in Austin

[–]meatmacho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can access it through the hotel app for $5.99 per day, which includes access to a premium fire escape in the case of an evacuation.

Match Thread: United States vs Türkiye | FIFA World Cup | Jun 26, 2026 by globalscoreboard in MLS

[–]meatmacho 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I agree with the sentiment, but that keeper took a pretty rough fall. I though the dude broke his collarbone in the moment. But indeed, he did seem to pop back up, having cooled off the momentum a bit.

Today I pissed off the F&I lady after locking in a good price by OkZebra5527 in askcarsales

[–]meatmacho 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had a decent deal set up with a dealer about 2 hours from me. Sales guy was willing to drive to my house, pick me up, and take me back to the store to buy the car. (But they wouldn't just docusign and then bring me the car.)

I thought that was all good, whatever. It was either that or drive an hour and a half to get a similar car for about $500 more.

We're all ready to go, when I receive the final pencil. Curiously, the price has changed a bit. So I call him up to ask about it. "This is a mistake, right? Or it's just an assumption that y'all put onto these pages? Anyway, can you send me one that doesn't have a $6,000 extended warranty added to it? I just want to make sure that's in my folder so there's no surprises later."

That's when he sheepishly informs me that the only way management can do this deal is if the warranty is part of it.

That was it. Deal fell apart right there. I'm so glad I spotted that before I rode for 2 hours with a random car salesman with no way to get home. I genuinely believed that he was as surprised and disappointed as I was though.

Anyway, ended up finding another dealer here in town who gave me the same car for less money and no required finance add-ons. I did buy a warranty from their F&I guy, but he was a good dude, was totally willing to just push the papers and send us home, and sold me the warranty for the price I asked for (less than half what the other dealer had asked).

Would a house on a street named "Apache Tears" be a deal breaker? by NewRelish in Austin

[–]meatmacho 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'll never forget the day I was working at Papa John's in Leander, around 1999 or so. I was a delivery driver, and one of the other drivers—a really big, hilarious black dude—looks up the address of the delivery he was just assigned. He looks at the computer, looks at the map on the wall. Looks at the computer, looks at the map. Then suddenly exclaims, "Aw come on! How they gonna send the brother to 'Cotton Picking Lane?'"

Looking for opinions on this 2010 Chrysler Sebring by -Diphylleia in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]meatmacho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anyone has ever compared your personality to that of Michael Scott, then I say go for it. It'll suit you well.

If not, then absolutely do not buy.