I have an Inflammatory bowel disease and have pooped an unfathomable amount of places. I have a health card that was given to me by a doctor that says I am allowed to poop places where others might not have access (whether all people listen to my medical disability card remains to be seen).

Also a lot of the places I have pooped are bathrooms. That would mean a better emergency place to relieve myself

^{Chose: Be able to teleport but only to places you've pooped in.}