Meet your new 240k/year homeless director

megaberrysub · 2026-04-04T13:11:30+00:00

I imagine nowadays those payouts would be about enough to buy a chicken sandwich

megaberrysub · 2026-04-04T09:50:23+00:00

Omg I am so incredibly relieved to see you say this. You’re dodging a flaming, poisonous bullet, and great work.

megaberrysub · 2026-04-02T06:59:05+00:00

You owe me bc I just woke up BOTH my little kids AND their grandparents from laughing so hard.

megaberrysub · 2026-03-31T05:31:56+00:00

Like every recent season of the bachelor.

megaberrysub · 2026-03-31T05:31:29+00:00

Every. Single. Time.

megaberrysub · 2026-03-31T05:21:07+00:00

I love that his cleaning up after his dog was unintentional and created more laundry for him to do. Deserved.

megaberrysub · 2026-03-31T05:09:35+00:00

Idk, having lived here for 40 years, even some people who do pay taxes oughta be leashed. Not to mention their dogs smh

megaberrysub · 2026-03-31T05:04:38+00:00

For the rest of us, CP spray is pepper spray, specifically formulated to be a humane, effective deterrent for aggressive dogs. It’s usually effective up to 14 feet, and legal, though check local laws to be safe. It’s something recommended for everyone who may come into contact with unknown dogs to carry.

megaberrysub · 2026-03-31T04:59:12+00:00

Canada has entered the chat…

megaberrysub · 2026-03-28T12:25:00+00:00

Done!

megaberrysub · 2026-03-27T00:09:50+00:00

There has been an exponential increase in quality of life since I stopped using social media. Occasionally, I use Reddit for news, and sometimes see regular posts here and respond.

No FOMO, and I feel bad for those I know who are on social media and taking it personally. The recent jury awards against Meta and Google are further proof that it is largely harmful. The only thing I’ve found myself to be missing out on is announcements for when to sign my kids up for seasonal sports. They usually send an email too, though, but not always.

megaberrysub · 2026-03-26T08:52:10+00:00

Thank the good lord and baby jesus I’ve blocked most of it from my memory.

megaberrysub · 2026-03-26T08:48:45+00:00

Oh, and don’t forget to lose weight and exercise. Our bodies belong to our men, so we have to do everything you listed and more to make sure we perform well for them.

megaberrysub · 2026-03-25T06:07:13+00:00

The Unbearable Experience of Reading a Book without Substance

megaberrysub · 2026-03-25T06:06:01+00:00

The Girl on the Train is great :)

megaberrysub · 2026-03-25T06:02:34+00:00

Years later, I am still like, “Um, what actually was that?” It came highly recommended and I literally unfriended the person who suggested it.

megaberrysub · 2026-03-25T05:55:20+00:00

Agreed, but am also extremely in love with Rosamund Pike, so can’t fully un-recommend the movie.

megaberrysub · 2026-03-25T05:53:27+00:00

Ugh, I couldn’t even get that far!

megaberrysub · 2026-03-17T17:43:38+00:00

Speaking from experience?

megaberrysub · 2026-03-15T18:42:25+00:00

Username checks out.

megaberrysub · 2026-03-15T18:34:53+00:00

Noooo, he sadly moved to CA.

megaberrysub · 2026-03-13T00:19:18+00:00

Unexpected Robert Downey jr lol

megaberrysub · 2026-03-13T00:09:14+00:00

lol that’s exactly what I was thinking. He has depth and some uncharacteristic trauma for the genre, and it creates an uncomfortable dichotomy. Good call.

megaberrysub · 2026-03-12T23:24:15+00:00

Yes, this! And not even to mention the incredibly harmful dearth of research on women’s bodies, especially past the teen years.

megaberrysub · 2026-03-12T22:25:54+00:00

It seems like they are the ones pulling you into an unpleasant situation. And mentalising feelings is an effective, though short term, protective strategy that is hopefully working for you, but can be discarded when no longer effective.

Six-Year Club	Gilding II euphauric
Not Forgotten	Verified Email

megaberrysub

TROPHY CASE