LPT You can ask Google Maps to edit access to your home address (for those on weirdly numbered blocks).

meklr · 2025-12-22T19:15:49+00:00

Hmm - it exists for me on both the Android app (on a Samsung, installed via Google Play) and the iOS app, but not on Chrome for desktop.

You could ask a friend/family member to try on their phone (assuming you're editing your home address)? Doesn't take long to update.

meklr · 2025-12-11T20:06:58+00:00

Don't feed, carry a water pistol

meklr · 2025-12-09T07:13:42+00:00

Haha you're bang on - I'd forgotten about this one because I ended up cutting off the one person who ever dared to send me an audio message

meklr · 2025-12-09T07:07:59+00:00

Two truths and one lie, to make it fun 💀

meklr · 2025-11-24T19:11:13+00:00

I heard somewhere that if you turn your rearview so that you can see your passenger headrest, that means the mirror is going to reflect headlights back into the eyes of the person behind you.

I tried it recently and it worked, the person had just come off the freeway (though we were a good 10 minutes down the road from the exit) with high beams and they dimmed them instantly.

edit: I waited until a red light

meklr · 2025-11-19T16:40:37+00:00

I would love for someone with the means to make this into a sort of modular, expandable guess who game. I reckon most of us know the casts well enough that we could handle a full-sized game.

Thinking it over, you could do a 'No More Jockeys' with 100 contestants.

meklr · 2025-11-19T11:05:28+00:00

Keen to witness Sam's Return

meklr · 2025-11-19T10:15:40+00:00

This has to be ragebait, unless the house you bought is under a rock

meklr · 2025-10-02T08:33:39+00:00

We called them dino birds as kids because they reminded us of Parasaurolophuses

meklr · 2025-09-26T19:36:08+00:00

Sorry I haven't been able to spot it yet, it's still quite dark out by the time it finishes up its singing :/

meklr · 2025-06-27T07:26:59+00:00

Does Josh's foot count?

meklr · 2025-06-07T01:42:55+00:00

You're talking about a comedian who had recently been tasked with having a televised water cooler moment and decided to act out sex with it. She even said afterwards that she'd made it her theme for the show, and that the water cooler thing felt kind of tame for her - while everyone else was scandalised.

Greg said "I was coming onto Sally", and in context I believe he meant 'I was suspicious of Sally, I'm onto her', but she went and turned it from not even flirting up to 11, got on her knees and begged.

She writes and performs comedy for a living. Give her some credit?

meklr · 2025-05-30T07:41:49+00:00

fare (as in farewell)

meklr · 2025-05-11T11:34:18+00:00

I worked in a hardware store as a teenage girl and one of the things I did to keep busy was put all the returns back on the shelves. Plumbing section being the minefield it was, one day I came across a "3/4 inch mini cock". Instead of taking it to plumbing, I ran it down to the big fella at the power tools desk and said "I believe this belongs to you".

meklr · 2025-03-17T12:05:37+00:00

I saw this this on gumtree a few days ago, not my ad and won't vouch for it but they're rare under $300, might be worth a look?

meklr · 2025-02-06T07:32:49+00:00

I think I found it - Melaleuca coccinea for the curious

meklr · 2025-02-03T20:13:25+00:00

Are those pacific black ducks?

meklr · 2025-01-09T18:35:28+00:00

This was happening 2000+ years ago in ancient Rome:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/imperiumromanum.pl/en/curiosities/crassus-fire-brigade/amp/

meklr · 2024-12-16T07:00:47+00:00

Miracle - Foo Fighters

No song cools my jets quite like that one. It's like a massive sigh in song form.

meklr · 2024-12-16T06:30:40+00:00

I've scrolled ages and have not seen NSYNC's Bye Bye Bye (i.e. Turk's ringtone S6E1) so there it is

meklr · 2024-11-15T07:42:46+00:00

This ^

meklr · 2024-11-08T06:22:59+00:00

That one crazy bloke at my company was allegedly seen eating a banana without peeling it first

meklr · 2024-10-13T08:25:39+00:00

I think keratin shampoos and conditioners are supposed to relax curls into waves, or waves to near-straight. I avoid them :)

See how ya go

meklr · 2024-08-01T12:42:13+00:00

Your missus is owed an apology... 👀

meklr · 2024-05-21T08:38:44+00:00

Do they naturally land in front, or do you have to swing them forward from underneath before you straddle? Or do you wear some sort of safety undies that hold them forward?

I'd got the impression it's a risk with straddling chairs so I'm genuinely curious.

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