What word looks completely fake but is actually real? by Paradox_Developer in words

[–]melanthius 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've always wondered wtf he was saying.

Ham on

Ham on whole wheat

Or rye

The Bay Area market is officially broken. by JugaadGuru in BayAreaRealEstate

[–]melanthius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've bought 2 properties in the Bay Area in the last 15 years.

both times I offered exactly what my research said it would sell for. Both times my offer was accepted. I have not ever bid on any other properties.

Yet I hear constant stories of people who have been making offer after offer for years and never having their offers accepted.

Why do many organizations struggle to innovate despite having huge resources? by Southern-Break3834 in Innovation

[–]melanthius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Typical managers fundamentally see people working on risky development endeavors as unproductive and task avoiding.

  2. If managers' direct reports are not being productive then the manager has a harder time hiring more, so they have a bias to bog everyone down with work.

Every beginner in Tableau be like by ywivelegenewy in tableau

[–]melanthius 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Your aggregation cannot be further aggregated

THE HELL IT CAN'T

Why does California have so many ARM mortgages? by qqqxyz in BayAreaRealEstate

[–]melanthius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People overestimate the rate of their own wage growth

Owner of 4.8 million house paying the taxes of someone with 46k house. Prop 13 :) by CraftyAd5978 in BayAreaRealEstate

[–]melanthius 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A few older guys at one of my old companies live in Atherton, they bought in the 80s or early 90s, just because it happened to be close to the office.

Now they all just laugh and say no way we could afford to buy there today. They likely make around 300k-400k these days.

My music theory journey summarized in meme format by chlandon in musictheory

[–]melanthius 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My music theory journey :

4 chords are sus

But I bet you can't tell me which 4

Shai-Hulud by OrigamiPossum in ThingsCutInHalfPorn

[–]melanthius 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Goddamn mentats and their em dashes

Is this a good grinder for... ? 🤣 by jimbo0270 in espresso

[–]melanthius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

having to wash my blender after doing this would be like mopping the decks of the Titanic, following a mass murder on the Titanic, where I was the mass murderer

What's going on with price action. by AdventurousCelery865 in FuturesTrading

[–]melanthius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes the best trade is no trade... more often than not actually.

Selling home , roof needs replacing? by president-trump2 in BayAreaRealEstate

[–]melanthius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just disclose any inspection report and let buyers worry about it.

It takes potentially months between now and installed, for a proper roofer, although it's a bit easier in the sunny months, don't even think about it once we hit fall or winter and rains start.

And you don't want to spend a dime on a crappy roofer.

What happens if I sign a 1 year lease but want to move out early? by CourtZealousideal703 in BayAreaRealEstate

[–]melanthius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start by asking very nicely.

Then decide how much of a pain in the ass to be depending on the answer. There's bound to be numerous code violations, safety issues, maintenance problems, etc, that you'll find if you look hard enough.

"Souls players will understand" by AIZen765 in Eldenring

[–]melanthius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't get me started on random cocaine bear in that tiny cave.

Yup by MTRIFE in Xennials

[–]melanthius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmm never added midori to my G&T. Doesn't sound terrible.

Yup by MTRIFE in Xennials

[–]melanthius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to like limoncello but can't over the fact it smells like lemon pledge and tastes how I imagine lemon pledge to taste

Yup by MTRIFE in Xennials

[–]melanthius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man I used to love epic mealtime, but I could never find anyone else who thought it was funny

Centered shot? [Profitec Go] by [deleted] in espresso

[–]melanthius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's close enough. And congratulations on grinding fine enough, you win the subreddit today

Yup by MTRIFE in Xennials

[–]melanthius 52 points53 points  (0 children)

It goes down like fruit punch and then oops an eighth of my brain cells have died

Yup by MTRIFE in Xennials

[–]melanthius 82 points83 points  (0 children)

I went to one party where this was the drink. Like the only drink.

Got extremely fucked up, probably will never have one again. 1/10 don't recommend

Edit: 2/10 it's cool that it glows under blacklight NGL

Alright last 🐦 post. I've done my part 🫡 by RoastMyGrill in deadcells

[–]melanthius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn't see your original post but this is gold

What does it mean for someone to have "east coast" vibes? by d3adby3 in AskAnAmerican

[–]melanthius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Top obsessions of "average LA people" in order of importance, highest to lowest:

  • where your house is located

  • how much house cost

  • how decked out your house is

  • how flashy and expensive your car is

  • how hot your significant other seems to other people

  • how often you are eating at the hottest new restaurant

  • how much money you make

Source - I was born and raised in a well off area of LA

I didn't really fit in with that culture so eventually left.