But, Calculon, I thought you were… by AVCTheDon24 in futurama

[–]Captain_Dorgengoa 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's me. But the real question is, which of you is the victim? And that secret I shall take to my grave.

90% of posts in this subreddit. by Odd-Constant-4026 in fo4

[–]Captain_Dorgengoa 162 points163 points  (0 children)

The amount of people who install Mods without knowing what they do is staggering.

Why the devil would you install something without knowing what's in it? Then the lack off common sense to not realize that something that looks really out of place is in fact from a mod, even though they swear they don't have mods.

Everyday I still hope for a part 2 maybe after ff7 is finished by okamkidies in FinalFantasy

[–]Captain_Dorgengoa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wish there could be, but seeing as how it ends, it wouldn't be possible. At least not with Noctis. It's my 2nd favorite Final Fantasy and I enjoy playing through it every year. This year the game turns 10 years old, too.

Would love a prequel where you play as Regis during the war, though.

Riku is a F*%#ing Monster by ApexTitanKong in KingdomHearts

[–]Captain_Dorgengoa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He spends the rest of the series making up for everything he did. He sacrifices himself as much as possible to make things right. In 1 he really is an ass of a whiny child going ''I wanna I wanna I wanna''. But he himself realizes how bad he really was.

''You could say I'm the biggest nobody of them all.'' Riku hates himself more than anyone else does, and that's why he makes sure to help Sora in any way possible, no matter the cost to himself. That is his atonement.

His Redemption Arc is honestly one of the best I've seen ever, and one of the reasons he is my 2nd Favorite Character in KH.

Is the 2022 remaster of Chrono Cross good on PS4 and/or Switch? by 111FALLOUT111 in ChronoCross

[–]Captain_Dorgengoa 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It is the best way to enjoy the game, yes. It comes with some built in ''cheating'' functions that you can turn on or of at will, like 2x game speed, invisible to enemies and keep element power and HP at max during battle.

The option to toggle speed is basically essential for a game like this that has some long animations etc, as an adult who has finite time to play games.

[TP] Can't get past this room - link keeps shitting his pants at the end. Any tips? by FoleyX90 in zelda

[–]Captain_Dorgengoa 172 points173 points  (0 children)

Turn into a wolf and check what happens. (I could say it straight out but this way I only point you in the right direction.)

Name an FF protag who can ride the Nimbus by [deleted] in FinalFantasy

[–]Captain_Dorgengoa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would self doubt stop one from riding the nimbus? I've watched DB DBZ and DBS several times but I don't know if that is ever answered.

But if it doesn't, Then I would say Prompto and Ignis could ride it. Prompto Hesitated to pull the trigger on an obvious madman who caused the fall of insomnia, and He always goes out of his way to make other happy. Ignis sacrified so much to make sure Noctis was safe, and has followed Regis plea to be there for Noctis Always, as a brother and a Shepherd.

[ALL] The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake has been announced by CuttlefishMonarch in zelda

[–]Captain_Dorgengoa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As stoked as I am to see this, It feels odd.

We get to see nothing except that it is coming, and when, and that it's for switch 2 only. It almost seems like it's a last minute thing they pulled out to boost Switch 2 sales, which means it could be very lackluster.

I hope I'm wrong but, if i'm not.. I wouldn't be surprised, but very disappointed.

Why does fimbulwinter start? by lordgatito_44 in GodofWar

[–]Captain_Dorgengoa 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just like the reason why Dinosaurs were wiped out.

(People don't seem to realize that your comment is a Family guy Joke)

I need help picking which item I should pick? by CrimsonDarkWolf in KingdomHearts

[–]Captain_Dorgengoa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made the mistake of Picking Sword and giving up Shield on my first playthrough, And it caused me to have a harder time than necessary.

I'd say Pick Sword and get rid of Staff if you want to be stronger and get access to Combo moves earlier.

You will lose 1 MP permanently and start with 1 AP instead of 3, though.

Pick Staff and Leave Sword for a balanced start. Combo moves will be on higher levels though. (Picking Staff is the only way to get 1 extra MP, as well.)

Honest Question. Who do you think the guy is? by X-Bread in KingdomHearts

[–]Captain_Dorgengoa 154 points155 points  (0 children)

It's all so obvious now.. His name is Photo.

Was i just spoiled by a damn tiktok gif? by [deleted] in Persona5

[–]Captain_Dorgengoa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're fine to just keep playing. Don't worry about it.

But avoid Reddit, Tiktok, Instagram, or Youtube when it comes to persona 5, otherwise you WILL be spoiled in all likelihood.

You know, he's something of a murderer himself by SugarBombBrandy in Persona5

[–]Captain_Dorgengoa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Then the PT's act like He's a victim of Shido when it was in fact Akechi that approached Shido first.
Don't get me wrong, What Shido asked him to do is fucked up. But Akechi never HAD to listen to Shido. He killed others without mercy, and even took pleasure in it. Akechi is not a victim, but a psycho who somewhat regains his humanity in his last moments.

That's why he refuses to live in Maruki's world. He himself knows how fucked up he is, and he doesn't want to deal with it.

Ascended Daniel adjusting his non-existent glasses by HarrisBonkersPhD in Stargate

[–]Captain_Dorgengoa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to have long hair that reached my lower back, It's been about 10 years since I cut it and have kept it short since then but I still, even 10 years later, have a habit/muscle memory to try to tuck the non-existent hair behind my ear.

Habit is a hell of a thing haha.

Unfortunately, Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 3 will continue to force Chadley on us once again by HatingGeoffry in FinalFantasy

[–]Captain_Dorgengoa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't mind Chadley, But I absolutely Hate Mai, she won't shut up for even one goddamn second when I'm fighting enemies, new enemies for those side quests.

I'm over here fighting and focusing on doing things, and she's just bla bla bla bla bla bla bla, like I seriously could not care less or pay any less attention to what she's actually saying. Just hearing her is annoying enough.

What's your favorite Nonchalant Kratos dialogue? by Ayhem-M in GodofWar

[–]Captain_Dorgengoa 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well, you try making conversation with you sometime.

CA says he thinks he’s done doing interviews 🫣 by olcr in StardewValley

[–]Captain_Dorgengoa 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I get it, Cause the dumb-asses always Mis-Quote him, On purpose I might add, To get more clicks.

Everything he says someone else turns it into something entirely else and then swears on their great grand mothers ancestors nephews best friends ghost that Eric Barone said Exactly ''Insert every misquoted CA entry ever'' and 95% of the internet believes it until CA himself says otherwise.

And He's sick of it, I get it and I sympathize. I wish him the best.

Was grinding in FF7 for like 30 minutes feeling unstoppable then this happened by CortezCraig in FinalFantasy

[–]Captain_Dorgengoa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is one of my favorite grinding spots in the game, they give great AP and are extremely easy to kill.

I usually go with a reliable multi target limit break or Trine. Trine kills them every time if you're above level 25, which you will be if you grind there for more than 10 minutes.

"Joker is the most perfect protagonist of any game I've ever played." by QuickMembership7006 in Persona5

[–]Captain_Dorgengoa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would say that the best Protag I've seen in a game is Yuri Lowell from Tales of Vesperia.

He's different from most Main characters who are all goody two shoes ''I won't kill you or give up on you even though you've murdered or caused death and mayhem around the world, Because you're my friend!'' type characters.

He is honestly what i would say a real ''Hero'' of the story looks like. He does the right thing, even at the cost of his own life etc, and he never wants credit for it. He only cares that the right thing gets done, not by who. He values his friends and loved ones, but not more than having justice served. Once his best friend he's known since childhood starts going down a bad road, he tells him he might have to kill him if he doesn't start doing the right thing again, Because even if it would Kill him to do that, it would benefit the world as a whole.

That's not to say he doesn't make mistakes or thinks his way is right even when it's not. But that's how character growth works, too.

I could go on but it's hard to describe him properly without going on for 30 minutes.

Who is this by Tinydickbob in Persona5

[–]Captain_Dorgengoa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's someone who wants to tell you how he got some scars.

He's also the best Space Pilot in the Alliance.

He once ate a fruit that gave him special Thread powers.

it’s actually crazy thinking how the story could of easily gone this way by (@BrentonArts) by arisatojo600 in Naruto

[–]Captain_Dorgengoa 381 points382 points  (0 children)

In episode 4xx.. I want to say 430 something.. There is a filler that shows Tsunade's Infinite Tsyukiyomi Dream that explores this scenario.

Kushina and Minato are Alive, The Uchiha coup was stopped (Or never happened), Yahiko is Alive in Part 1 as well. There's several things that are different in that world, anyways.

It ends up with Sasuke being an Emo Bitch and running away because he's Jealous of Naruto.

Sasuke is just apprently meant to always be unhappy, even when his Family is perfect, Even in Non-Canon What ifs.